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Favorite quotes.....

posted 14 years ago by kaliphornia_dreemin
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Like Supertroopers...can't believe there isn't a thread like this yet. Anyway, I'll start with...

"Well, if he had the recipe, why didn't he brew it?"

Fink--- "Hebrew???"

There's plenty more, now keep this going!!!

[–] Wicked_Genius 14 years ago

"She laid there like a plastic f%&k doll. lawl lawl lawl lawl"
"DAS BOOOOOT!"

[–] Jabronidude469 14 years ago

They brew 10,000 beers a day on the assembly line, and I drink 45 and I'm the *beep*

[–] zuzupetal_99 14 years ago

"deutch-bag" - the one line that cracked me up.

"Are you going to your grave with unlived lives in your veins?" ~ The Good Girl

[–] Baker-204 14 years ago

"I want to put my dick in it..."
"I want it to put its dick in me!"

[–] MadHobbes 14 years ago

"IT WAS ZE GREATEST BEER IN ALL ZE WORLD"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MyJJZa5Q2Fw

one of the best lines ever delivered in a movie

[–] Stewpac 14 years ago

"Oktoberfest is for sheep shaggers and tossers!"

"Grandpappa!"

"Back the *beep* off Antonio! My dick."

[–] Dachunde 13 years ago

@MadHobbes. Yes it is up there. I routinely say this when offering anyone a lager.

IMDB - Because some trolls need more than just a bridge

[–] SuperSonicX 13 years ago

NO YOU ARE CROSSING ZEE LINE!!!

I always laugh at Eric Christian Olsen says that in his pseudo-german accent..

"Don't believe everything you hear on the radio." - Charles Foster Kane

[–] lunchboxattacks 13 years ago

Fink eulogizing about Landfill : (warmly) "One time, he farted an entire plum."

Barry talking about the new beer : "I wish it were winter, we could freeze it into ice blocks and skate on it! And then melt it in the springtime and drink it!" (It's the childlike way he says it.)

[–] iamtherealbg 8 years ago

Fink eulogizing about Landfill : (warmly) "One time, he farted an entire plum."

Then Fink say, "I was plumb surprised!"

[–] mfiskey55 13 years ago

Priest (before you know he's the priest): Jesus, Mary, and Joseph! You play rim rules?!?
Jan: Doesn't everybody?
Priest: Yeah, the Sh!t Stabbers like you!

Great Gam Gam: I always sleep better with a little sausage in me.

Todd Wolfhouse: Jim Tobleson said they called in a hostage negotiator
Landfill: Jim Tobleson's a f#%ing Chatty Cathy! I did my three years up at the county pen. Made some friends, went Muslim. Now I'm out, praise Allah.

Barry Badrinath: [after drinking Ram's piss] Oh man, that's the most disgusting thing I've ever drank.
Landfill: I doubt that very much, playboy
Steve "Fink" Finklestein: I'm gonna puke! Hey guys... I don't think sitting on a rooftop drinking ram's piss is the way to go. We should get out there, and mix it up with some randoms.
Barry Badrinath: Yeah.
Landfill: Let's get bombed!

Barry Badrinath: It wasn't the handle!

Barry Badrinath: Back the f#%k up, Antonio! My dick!... My apologies, now 5 dollars to touch it while I touch my toes, 6 dollars to touch it while I touch your... Hey Jan and Todd... and Fink? Hey looking good, Finky!

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[–] kinsociojey 12 years ago

The little guy's got pubes all over his head. That's OK, it works, cuz you've got a dick face!

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0074958/

[–] iamtherealbg 8 years ago

Todd: So you guys fancy yourselves drinkers, huh?

German: Ah, yeah, I think we are. We just beat the Irish. So...

[–] Toadman005 7 years ago

Hey boys, why don't you let us put a nipple on that, for you?

I remember my first beer!!

Say, do you hear that? It's the sound of the Reaper.....