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Stop it ... You're Kraken Me Up Over Here...


Another predictably bad "SciFi Channel Original" - but at least a decent amount of nicely shaped bikin-clad flesh to admire. Vicky Pratt is hot as always - actually I think she looks better than back in the "Cleopatra 2525" days, when she looked a little like she was on the Barry Bonds BALCO Labs diet.

While watching this I kept thinking of Burgess Meredith in "Clash of the Titans," the way he'd say "The Krrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraken!" Of course in that case, the fearsome K-beastie was defeated by Harry Hamlin and his mighty chin-butt...but I suppose that's a topic for another time.

Anyway, I know, I'm guilty of gratuitous thread-starting, but I couldn't pass up the play on words in the Subject: line. (I'd have posted sooner, but my internet at home is crap, erm, I mean, Krrrrrrrrap.)

Discuss! :D

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I, for one, don't find that very funny! What if I made fun of YOUR name, buddy?! Don't ever go swimming in the ocean or I'm coming after your ass!


...with this blank, pale, emotionless face and the blackest eyes... the devil's eyes

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Please, not my ass - I'm very attached to it...

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Oh yes! The ass!

...with this blank, pale, emotionless face and the blackest eyes... the devil's eyes

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So if he doesn't stop, you'll be Kraken some heads?

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You too huh?! That's it! I'm not afraid of Thor!

...with this blank, pale, emotionless face and the blackest eyes... the devil's eyes

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Lightning and water are a bad combo for a sea monster!

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The_Kraken wrote (with one of its slimy yet surprisingly dexterous squiddy-tentacles):

*** "That's it! I'm not afraid of Thor!"

Oh, thtop being thuch a thorehead, dear Kraken-pooh ... we can thtill be friendth ...

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I thought it was one of the better Sci Fi movies. It is a lot better than Savage Planet.

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God damn it, Kraken. I thought I told you to stay near my ship. No Krepes for you.

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HAR! I was bent over, laughing so hard that I krakkened me head on the keyboard.

You blokes are just too much. Thanks for the bloody giggling fit.

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Loki who's here ! You guys are from Valhalla-land ?

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I'm just about shat while reading this. Yep, almost shat out me krakken.

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Well DONE, sir! I was thinking of posting something about Calamari, but I couldn't top your subject and chinbutt reference. Oh if only there were more humorous folks and less (no) trolls/haters here.

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