If you were a giant octopus, what would you do in your spare time?

well i wouldint attack people but i would mess with them lol and then post it on youtube

Good idea. I didn't even think of just simply messing with them. Plus, humans are just so high in carbs...

"Damn those Amish! Damn them and their killer robots!"- Abraham Lincoln, August 12, 1864

FYI, the creature in this movie is a squid, not an octopus..

I'd go to the Carribean and start eating some of those naughty pirates from the carribean and swim around the beaches, sunning, and eating a lot of crabs, and other tasty ocean delights.

By, the by, the largest size an Octopus can grow is 30 feet, but they are extremely rare, most Octopus only grow to 3.5 feet in length.

If I was a giant squid, in this bad recession, I would be looking for a job. I would either apply at San Diego Sea World as the star giant squid attraction or I would apply at Disney Land. Disney would be delighted to have a real giant squid occupying the artifical lake and lagoon, scaring and exciting the tourists and kids. I would get all kinds of junk food thrown at me so I would have to learn how to eat human food.
But if I was lucky, once in a while some kid or tourist would engage in horseplay and fall into the lagoon, making a nice treat for me.

How about working as a giant squid at Universal Studios? I could be inhabiting all the water rides, giving a thrill and a scare to all the tourists riding them, especially the kids. San Diego Sea World sounds boring to me. All I would do everyday is swim around a giant, glass-enclosed aquarium.