Jesus what a pointless, cheap, nonsensical movie. I was excited for a new Mary Lambert movie, and the main chick is hot in an odd way, but CHRIST what a terrible film.
I like that the writer cast himself as a mentally handicapped person though. Making a joke about that is like shooting fish in a barrel. Hell, it's as easy as just LOOKING at fish in a barrel.
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Hahaha wait - that was the WRITER?? Wow is that ever fitting. Wow. Yeah I agree, this is the worst thing I've seen in awhile...possibly ever, I honestly can't think of anything worse. Someone help me out here...
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If I were as cool as Harvey Keitel I would be a lot more cool.
That was the writer himself? (Frankie that is) LOL. That was not a good acting job at all. Or a writing job.
The whole time I kept asking myself while listening to the Gawdawful dialogues:"Who the hell wrote this crap?" I was hoping for it to make sense at some point but it just got more and more stupid.
I give this movie a 1 out of 5 stars and not zero, only because "Trevor" the paramedic was hot. The only reason I sat through this nonsense is "Trevor".