Avoid at all costs.


I haven't seen a movie quite as bad as this for many years. It made no sense what so ever and I only kept it on as I wasted £4 on renting it out from the shop. Utter crap. I cannot belive anyone would watch this and actually enjoy it. The gore was extremely fake, and the acting was tedious. I'd have rather watched High School Musical, and thats saying something.

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I have to agree.... this has to be the worst movie I have watched to the end in several years and from a couple hundred flicks. It was one of those rare movies I find painful to watch.

I love B horror flicks and it takes a lot for me to be really turned off, but this did it.

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Yeah, and how *beep* stupid is that? He rips peoples hearts out and they ARE STILL ALIVE! Then he even shows them to the victim! That is just sick! Come on, we all know that is not even possible, and the actors dont even act like they are in pain...horrible. It made me sad with how bad it was. They could at least act dead when the freakin heart gets ripped out, not just stand there and gargle for five minutes and ten gallons of blood pour in all directions.

People who don't close their mouths when they chew make me FURIOUS!
-Mr. Furious, MYSTERY MEN

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You wouldn't die the second your heart got ripped out...I haven't seen the film but I do know if you had your heart ripped out you would gargle blood for a short amount of time at least, the heart simply pumps blood to the body so you can go without it for a short time, you'd eventually die of blood loss.

*Stay where you are, and I'll give you an eye-witness description of this...intergalactic w*nker*

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Lmfao, I watched this last night after THHE. Such freakin' garbage! I guess they had to jam-pack it with gore since the writing is so goddamn terrible.

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It's a stupid movie, but it's not terrible. Just one of those sub-level B flicks that are still fun to watch.

last movies seen:

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (4/5)
Hot Fuzz(5/5)

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stop using the word "dire" so much


http://www.coprophagor.com/disuse.htm

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Yes, absolutely a bad and stupid horror movie, not to be watched.

Boycott movies that involve real animal violence! (and their directors too)

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Not the worst movie I've ever seen, but far, far from the best.



In heaven everything is fine.

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