My favorites are; 1. when the guys are sitting with a manager (or something)and they are looking at pictures, and billie joe is like: Hmm.. Dirty... that's hot... this is my favorite... 2. Tré's song; Roll, roll, roll, a joint twist it at ends, light it up and take puff, and pass it to you'r friends...
Passion of the Christ II: Crucify This
Let he who is without sin kick the first ass
Tre: THIS IS A PLACE OF WORSHIP! THIS IS A PLACE OF ROCK!
Mike: What kind of place is this?
Tre: THIS IS A HOLY PLACE!
Mike: Why are there no clouds in the sky?
Tre: BECAUSE GOD WANTS TO WATCH HIS FAVORITE BAND AGAIN!
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Tre: (after applying his eyeliner) I am so BEAUTIFUL! F UCK!
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Billie Joe: (after their tour manager has explained how the fireworks are set up) THAT'S GOOD! I LIKE IT! Good explaining Bill Schneider!
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Tre: (incredibly energetic) Orange mocha frappachino!!!!
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Tre: No man can eat 50 eggs!
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Billie Joe: I fully love and promote watching Tre be the best drummer in rock.
Tre: (in another room) I concur.
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Mike: (playing guitar and pretending to sob) Wait! They don't love you like I love you! Wait! They don't love you like I love you! Wait! Wait!
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Billie Joe: F uck the dog. The dog's dead. People are freaking out!
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There are so many great moments on this DVD. Those are just the best quotes I can remember off the top of my head. ^_^
-Katie
Yeah.. thoose are some funny moments too! I just wrote what was on top of my head.. but When Tré is looking in that mirror after apllying his eyeliner and he "kiss the air" and sorta' sing: I am SO beauTIFUL!!
Anyway i dont have the video, i have already watched it with my friend 6 times
in 3 days .. my friend is the one who got the DVD.
But it's definitly on my wish-list for christmas
Passion of the Christ II: Crucify This
Let he who is without sin kick the first ass
I bought it the day it came out, went over to my friend's house, popped some popcorn and watched it with her. We could not stop laughing! I think I'm going to buy it for her for Christmas. Hope you get it soon! Then you can relive all of the funny moments whenever you want! ^_^
-Katie
When Billie Joe is dancing to the 'Rocky' music and starts humping the camera, and then he says:
- UGHHH!! UGHHH!! UGHHH!! YOU LIKE THAT BITCH?! YOU LIKE THAT?!
Yes. Yes Billie, I do!
I concur.
"It's not even a vulture, it's a turkey buzzard!" - Mike Dirnt, Making of BOBD Video
I love your quote. I like when Mike says in that Making off "I hope it doesn't peck our eyes out. but if it does, well, we'll jsut have to live with it, won't we?"
and when he says "I've heard of buzz-worthy videoes, but BUZZARD-worthy? Damn."
Yes.. exactly why i want it!. we just keept on laughing,,, our butts of! NahA!! HiHI..
Passion of the Christ II: Crucify This
Let he who is without sin kick the first ass
Tre Cool- " I am so BEUTIFUL! F UCK!!"
"Tre Cool plays the drums in Green Day... and he snorts (sniffs up donut sprinkle) donut sprinkles...and-aagh... that's a sweet drain."
"Roll, roll,roll, a joint, twist it at the ends, light it up and take a puff and pass it to your friends,"
"No man can eat fifty eggs!"
Billie Joe-(about their saxaphonist)" On the piano, on the saxaphone, on the trombone,and many, many, many, many,many, many, many many pornagraphic websites on the internet"
roll roll roll joint twist it at the ends light it up and take a puff and pass it to your friends
hahah...i think i luv that dvd TOO MUCH..i got it the day it came out
i think im gonna watch it again tonight...sometime
"mmmm dirty,that's hott,no...this one's my favorite"
later.."thats good,good explaining"
"ORANGE MOCCA FRAPPACINO!!!!!"tre cool(bullet in a bible)
"I AM SOOOO BEAUTIFUL!"
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"F U C K!"
That's cold, Obi-Wan.
way to many to pick from and you guys took most of mine but...i'll repeat them anyways. my friend and i now ALWAYS scream
"ORANGE MOCHA FRAPPACCINO!!!" downt the hall to one antoher at school and then there was the:
"now i don't want you to get the wrong idea. not all of us liberals smoke...lettuce."
"mmmhhhm. that's hot. ooh. dirty. mmmmm. hott. dirty. ooh. my favorite."
"Why are there no clouds in the the sky?" "Cause God wants to watch his fav band again!"
I laugh every time I watch the part where Tre is getting dressed and is holding his shirt then says "Rock and roll outfits...Commence!!!" and then puts on the shirt...oh Tre!
The softest songs get the hardest reactions..DUDE! WHEN I COME AROUND! *fake moshing* -Mike Dirnt
Didja see how long that censored label is? Jesus Tre!
And Billie has a Jiggly a$$
"All you ever do is f'k things up, F'k things up and make me look stupid"-Shaun from SOTD
manda, i LOVE ur siggy. made me crack up. reminds me of my friend and i laughing at the ppl headbanging to wake me up...
"Why are there no clouds in the the sky?" "Cause God wants to watch his fav band again!"
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omg me and my friend scream orange mocha frappacino to each other at skool too....weird,and rock and roll outfits..commence,I AM SO BEAUTIFUL,and we'll say something and we'll be like,i concur
"It's fun until someone gets hurt,then it's hilarious."BJ Armstrong
omg, lol. me and my best friend every time we get dressed we're like:
"ROCK AND ROLL OUTFITS....COMMENCE!" or everytime we put make up on we're liek "WE ARE SO *beep* there's heaps of funny as quotes but most of you have already said them all. There's one i like that no one's said: Before they do holiday and Billie says "This song is not anti-American....It's anti-WAAAAR" and then all the fireworkls go off. yay! damn i luv it!
that's what he's saying,i could never undestand that before...cool....now i know what it means
"Mmm,i can smell the burning pork,have you ever thrown rocks at cops?"-Tre Cool
hell yeh i borrowed from a friend too and im on 4 times in two days.... im on holidays at the moment but im sure when i get back to school we'll b shouting all the quotes! everything tre says is awesome! i didnt know his birth name before but i looked it up and even thats a crack up ( frank edwin wright III)
shareMaybe my memory is just failing at a very young age, but I can't seem to recall Billie Joe's f uck the dog quote. Could someone tell me when it is in Bullet in a Bible? Thanks
Clari is a lucky b itch. Clea is a jealous girl. -Green Day & The Network live
I've only watched the DVD once but billie joe is talking about gigging and he's explaining that you could have the worst day in your life ever, your girlfriend breaks up with you or the family dog get's hit by a car, but when you go out on stage and the crowd goes wild for you your like *beep* the dog. the dog's dead, people are freaking out.'
it's just really funny the way he says it! the last bit is a voice over when you see them walking out onto the stage
hope this helps
Oh! Now I remember! Thanks so much. Yeah, that was pretty funny.
Clari is a lucky b itch. Clea is a jealous girl. -Green Day & The Network live
Pretty much everything Tre says.Hell,I love the hole thing.
"Greetings! This is not God, but his close friend, Officer Boscorelli. Please pull over."- Bosco
there are so many quotes in that movie that I want to post, but i agree with soren. The whole movie was just awesome. BTW, does anyone know what Mike says when he has like a towel in his hand and then puts it to his face?
No man can eat 50 eggs- Tre Cool
lalala-...
I got 3 of 'em in Christmas-presents... I guess they got the part about me liking Green Day.. Hehe..
f uck parental advisory
I like the way Billie Joe seagues into Brain Stew, I was a bit miffed at the lack of Insomniac songs :( But my faves are:
"I concur!"
When the Ronnie Blake plays the sax while Bille Joe "assumes the posistion", lol classic green day there.
Tre's "Yeah yeah yeaaaahh yeah" during 'Shout!'.
"You like that, bitch?"
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Group: "To live!"
Mike: "To live"
Group:"And not to break"
Mike: "And not to break, y'all!
i think its "people dont film me right now" but im not sure and i dont know if hes joking or serious
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Tre:You'er still lost!I can't belive you'er still lost!
Driver:I'm going to get directions(gets out of van)
Billie:So,who's going to steal the veicle?
Tre:That's going to beeee,me.(jumps into driver's seat and starts the van)
Billie:Tre is now stealing the veicle.
-Making the video bobd/holiday
Tre:Hi!We'er Green Day,and we'er going to make a video!Come with us!...Acualy,you can't join us.(closes van door)
-Making the video American Idiot
Tre:It's a good year if you make a number one ablum and a drink.
Tre:(later in the show)In order to comeplete the pact,you have to make up a sexulal posion.That would be the Bullwinkle.
Mike:The Bullwinkle?What's that?Oh,I don't want to know.
Tre:I could demistrait but...
Billie:I don't think anyone is willing to help.I don't think this is the right network.
Tre:JULIEA!!
-100%:Green Day
Sorry if I got anything wrong(including spelling)
"Greetings! This is not God, but his close friend, Officer Boscorelli. Please pull over."- Bosco
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haha this is gonna take awhile, but:
Billie Joe: Everything that you do during the day leads up to what your evening is going to be like--or not be like, because it could be completely unpredictable. You could be having the worst day ever, you know--everything’s gone; your girlfriend broke up with you, your dog, you know, got hit by a car...your life is in complete turmoil, and then that night, you have this great show. And then there’s that feeling of f uck everybody...who cares? I don't give a f uck. f uck the dog. The dogs dead. All these people are freaking out. And then you walk offstage, and all the sudden you're worried about what’s going on at home and you're back to your life...trying to communicate with people at home. Sometimes...people use touring as a cure all for their problems, you know. It's a great place to run away from problems. It's a different reality all together, but as soon as that reality's over with, or that fantasy life is over with, all of the sudden, you're at home again. There it is. Home is right there, um, and you're forced to deal with things. Then, you could have a terrible show, and everything sucks. Your day sucks. You throw your guitar at somebody...or your bass at somebody...or your drum stick at somebody, with bad intent. Then there’s that times that, that is your family. That is who you are, you know, that is your home.
YOU LOT HAVE NICKED ALL MY QUOTES, ALL OF THEM ARE SO FUNNY!!!!!
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