Things we learned from Queer Duck: The Movie

I'll start.

1.)You can magically turn from gay to straight.
2.)After having sex, 78-year old women with too much plastic surgery will die.
3.)When you open the window, a random british boy will be staring at your house.
4.)Appliances you bought from Disney stores can sing and dance.
5.)A Gay Guy and a drag queen will be arrested if the police see them talking together.
6.)Rosie O' Donnell is a midget.
7.)We all knew Margaret Cho wasn't funny.
8.)If you can't master masturbation, you're life will be ruined.
9.)All Heterosexual guys are perverts who only think about staring at woman's boobs.
10.)Rosie O' Donnell has a technique for eating a whole cake which hurts like a bitch.

Here's a word you'll see most IMDB users don't know about, no offense: Opinion.