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DANCING IS MY LIFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!

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i liked "You have to call her honey or baby before you talk about her butt cheeks, that way she knows you nice!" ive been saying that one all day.

and also, "they kicked off their sunday shoes. soon, inevitably, their feet became loose."

and the little brother's joke about michael jackson.

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When Darnell says, "Have you ever broken a Puerto Rican's arm for sweatpants money?" Tell me you would ever think up that line.

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Haha! "You ever break a Puerto Rican's arm for sweat pants money? Huh?" - that's my favourite line.

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and also, "they kicked off their sunday shoes. soon, inevitably, their feet became loose."



LMAO. Best scene.

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Kip saying "niew" kid.

and pretty much anything Chris Katan did...

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'KIMBERLY! Get me some towels!'
and of course 'have u ever broke a puerto rican's arm for sweatpants money? THEN YOU CANT BE BLACK'

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Have you ever had a dog that was sick.. and you didn't care?

They calls me KGSoloMan5000..

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Lori: Gabriel, how are you so manly?
Gabriel: (long pause) I take steriods.

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"Yo! Plug me in!"
"Let's abraca-DO this, people!"
"Charlie wanna stay awhile?"
"Sweep my deck."
Anything Mr. Yamagachi says.

I ain't yer pal, dickface.

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"peek-a-boo, I'm gonna hump you"

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(after the dancer breaks her leg attempting the shooting star move)
"her foot actually came loose!"


Also "let's put up the partition, so we don't get any of her dork fumes on us."

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it was a chiuawa not a cat

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After he goes out into the hall to find Kipp beating up the new kid, the principal says: "Hey!...oh ok...I just wanted to make sure you weren't dancing...carry on."

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was there a song at some point by david bowie? peter gabriel? i don't know any of the lyrics except it sounded like they sang "love love love" and it sounded like a bowie or gabriel song. i know it was a popular song and not at all obscure...i'm having a blank and have very little to go on. Anyone have any idea?

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Anything Tracy Morgan or Mr. Yamagashi said. But my favorite line to say around random people is...

"I'm Mr. Yamagashi and I am quite gay. Quite gay."

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Billie, Billie... We have something important to tell you.... PSYCH!

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You know you like it... statuuuuue *does tounge thing*

Gabriel, how are you so manly?
i take steroids

WOW! it's so small! and lightning fast! (referring to the computer)

Leader of the Dimasaurs

RAWR! I'm a Dimasaurus Rex!

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This isn't really a line in the movie, so much as its a reaction. Anytime Kip laughs is borderline creepy, but it's so insane its hilarious.

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the bonus features, when darnell is listing his "being black requirments"...

Have you ever fist fought your pediatrician?

have things in your household ever gotten so bad, you resorted to eating a baseball cleat?

does anyone in your family have diabetes because they drank too much kool aid?

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SWEEP MY DECK.

just the tone and everything of that is HILARIOUS

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