Pipehipy has it right...

So this is art? So throwing elephant crap at an image of the Madonna is art?

Maybe I should eliminate a dung and frame it. Maybe this will garner me an academy award, if I position the corn just right.

Trejo sucked bad, but he was the one from whom I expected some professional acting. Guess that gift is in the director. Oh I forgot... this director sucked very bad.