Why doesn't she ever have sex?


Someone so hot should be sleeping around left, right and centre! She should have casual sex with Alister and Zip, and maybe even Winston. And the bad guy too.

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A) Winston's gay, B) it looks doubtful Zip's gonna want to sleep with her and C) sleeping around that much would make her a slag.

Maybe she's asexual and gets gratification from raiding tombs.

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Because she hasn't gotten over Amanda yet, her true love.

Heh.

Seriously though, how do you know she doesn't? We don't ever see her eat or use the restroom, but she'd have to or she'd die. Makes sense that she'd have a sex life we don't see, especially since the games are all rated Teen.

Or maybe she's just old-fashioned and is waiting for the right guy or gal.

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I don't think using the restroom is really in the same league as sex, I mean, you kind of need to use the restroom, but you don't need to have sex.

Also, who'd she have it with anyway? She tends to kill all the guys she knows.

She probably got some action with Kurtis.

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but you don't need to have sex.


Oh, I beg to differ.

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I'm sure you do.

I just meant that having sex isn't a bodily function like using the restroom, I mean, yes it is a function in the sense of what you're doing, but you don't need to do it, I mean if you don't go to the bathroom it's likely your bladder would end up exploding, but it's not like going without sex would have much of an effect over your genitals, male or female.

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but you don't need to do it


Oh, I beg to differ.

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Yeah your so right, because she doesn't already use her sex appeal to her advantage. Despite Lara being a video game character, I'm sure watching her screw around to skip tombs would make an excellent game for those pre-teen fans. Don't you think? >_> Go watch porn you moron.

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Who the hell are you talking to? I never said she needed to have sex in the games.

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Yes, you didn't. So I wonder who I'm replying to since it was the TC who made the topic.

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Yes, I didn't?

Anyhoo, you were replying to me, and since I obviously didn't say any of that....

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Ok then. Keep telling yourself that.

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I don't have to; I, like anyone else, can simply read my previous posts. But way to be polite.

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LOL!!! Of course Lara's bi, Angelina Jolie played her. But the closest Lara has ever gotten to falling for someone has to be when she met Kurtis in Angel of Darkness. Larsen always flirted with her and there was that innuendo with her & Natla outside the cave in Anniversary.

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Yeah, I'm pretty sure Natla was into her. I mean she pretty much offered Lara the chance to be her queen. If that doesn't suggest at least a bi-curious Natla, I don't know what else would.

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Just because you don't see it doesn't meant that she doesn't do it. We don't see Lara in the loo either ;)

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well guys i heard we got 2 more tomb raider games, so maybe there's still hope for all you horny TR male fans.

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Maybe there should be a Jade Empire style romance where you can choose to make Lara pick a dude (I dunno, Zip?) or go gay (Amanda, obviously).

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If your a world wide know Archeologist who will go into the most dangerous tombs, she is probably to busy to be sleeping around

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As attractive and famous as she is, odds are she's sleeping around a lot to cover the constant battles and gain access to sites and artifacts and such.

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