The worst movie I've seen in a long time. (Including 'The Last Mimzy.')

All the comments are true.

This is one to leave on the shelf. Contrived crap, and doesn't know what kind of movie it is. It's not funny, but sets up numerous attempts trying to be. Unlikeable characters. Horrendous writing and worst of all, the actors seem to think they know what they're doing. It's so hard to watch, I pitched it after about 45 mins.

"Careful with that axe, Eugene." - Pink Floyd

It wasn't the worst movie I've ever seen, not by a long shot. But it did drag and become too predictable. Maybe there were too many stories, maybe the characters weren't interesting enough... but it wasn't a bad effort. But it was a little too obvious what would happen at the end of the pic - all endings tied up with a tidy little (happy) bow.

Samantha
"Nobody's perfect."

Potential but wasted.. trashed..

Half of the characters, couldn't give a s..t about.
some I'ld kick the s..t out of them.
The contrived lesbians w/child story.
Just way to many obnosious people..

Yes in todays world this could be considered so 'indie'.. but its just crap.
To many wanabees/
I need to keep in mind that due to the extreme need for any 'programming' to fill in cable time. Even d..kheads can get something produced.
Hell the stock market. Become an 'indie' director... and live the life of deep sleep....
Just because you receive an overdose of radiation at your last doctors visit doesn't mean you can accept this 'Jam'... Have some blueberry variety.. on your toast next time..

As Bugs use to say;
'What a bunch of Ma-roons'...
Have a nice day.