This is pretty much the worst movie I've ever seen. The solider doll shooting the gun and yet he never actually shot anyone, and the boy saying, " Guy is gone, I'm Sophia now" Haha, it was funny. But it was such a waste of $5. They should STOP making movies. So if you're thinking about renting it, please don't, save your money for a good film.
shareNapoleon Dynamite: "This is pretty much the worst video ever made."
Kip Dynamite: "Napoleon, like anyone can even know that."
One of my peeves was that they used computer FX--and not even GOOD computer FX--to show a doll blinking. Practical effects (in this instance, and in a few others) would've been A) Cheaper, B) More practical, and C) More effective. It is not that hard to make a doll blink. They even sell them that way.
Another was that the dolls showed no signs of corruption after 100 years in the ground, clothes and bodies completely okay with just a bit of brushing-off. I realize it was a Band movie, and I went in with an open mind, an open heart, and a willingess to suspend disbelief in a big way, but come on.
P.S. Don't lean a skateboard against the wall wheels-out if the wheels don't show any kind of wear.
"we are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams..."
Please don't reference Napolean Dynimite. That is the worst film ever made.
This is third worst; second is "Gingerdead Man".
-Lazarus, Slayer of Rabid fan-slaves
"Please don't reference Napolean Dynimite. That is the worst film ever made."
Kid on Bus: What are you gonna do today, Napoleon?
Napoleon Dynamite: Whatever I feel like I wanna do. Gosh!
Trisha: I wanted to thank you for the beautiful drawing you did of me.
[through gritted teeth]
Trisha: It's hanging in my *bedroom*.
Napoleon Dynamite: Really? It took me like three hours to finish the shading on your upper lip. It's probably the best drawing I've ever done.
Trisha: Yeah... it's really... neat.
Napoleon Dynamite: Stay home and eat all the freakin' chips, Kip.
Kip: Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter.
Napoleon Dynamite: Since when, Kip? You have the worst reflexes of all time.
Kip: Try and hit me, Napoleon.
Napoleon Dynamite: What?
Kip: I said come down here and see what happens if you try and hit me.
Don: Hey, Napoleon. What did you do last summer again?
Napoleon Dynamite: I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!
Don: Did you shoot any?
Napoleon Dynamite: Yes, like 50 of 'em! They kept trying to attack my cousins, what the heck would you do in a situation like that?
Don: What kind of gun did you use?
Napoleon Dynamite: A freakin' 12-gauge, what do you think?
Napoleon Dynamite: Do the chickens have large talons?
Farmer: Do they have what?
Napoleon Dynamite: Large talons.
Farmer: I don't understand a word you just said.
I collect dead pigeons then I press them between the pages of a book.share
This is garbage.
The plot and the script were pathetic jokes and direction was just nonsense
There was no chemistry between any of the characters and I wondered why any of them would even know each other never mind be in the same house for a party.
So if I should die of smallpox put my remains in a snuff box
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