best line spoilers

Clay: My mum's a smack addict
Zak: My mum's a dinner lady


- you are not going to kill us, are you
no just run you out of town
where do you want to go
-spain
-don't take the p**s you
-my sister lives in Leicester
-i hate your sister
-Let's go to Eastbourne, it's nice there
-It's not a taxi
..Chuffin' hell
-Mind my sciatics