Teal's Insult

I remember it sarted off "S--it off you tw--s....." and Part of it was "Why dont you go hump your mother like a bit-h pie!"

Sorry i missed the rest, i was in hysteics!


If you work for a living, why do you kill yourself working?

I loved that bitchy comment she said in episode 3, when the princess entered the room with that tight dress "you could see her womb!".

Here's the direct quote of Teal's speech:

"...on behalf of us all here on the HMS Camden Lock, we humbly beseech you to SH*T OFF you beef-witted extra twat-estules! [to first pair of aliens] You, excellencies, are a pair of chintzter's pasties! [laughs to crew] ..'s good. [to second pair of aliens] And you...you are a pair of bouncy-dozers and ninny-hammers! So why don't you all go to hell and help your mother make a b*tch pie!!"

I never saw my friends laugh so hard in my life. Can't wait for season 2!