People from England are so strange...

And if it wasn't for England...you wouldn't be born, general...

You idiot (enough said,) i enjoy watching American films and i can laugh at myself and my country but what you have just written is obnoxious, poorly written and ignorant.

Let me analyze:

Second World War happened due to the Nazi party coming into power and then invading Poland, the Nazi's came into power thanks mostly to their renouncement of the Versailles Treaty (created by the League of Nations (which guess what included the great U.S.A)) a staunch anti communism idea and promises of greater economic stability.

The depression which caused Germany to cry out for economic stability happened after the Wall Street Crash (hmm isn't Wall Street in the U.S.A) America gave Germany 90 days to repay the money the U.S loaned to them, as Germany couldn't call upon any other super power to help them out of debt (because Britain and France where still paying back their debts) they where bankrupted by America and the depression followed forcing millions into unemployment (thousands of homeless starving german children died) closely followed by hyperinflation.

Britain is not responsible for Saudi Arabian terrorists, in fact because 15% of the American government's crude oil is supplied by Saudi Arabia, making it one of the key oil suppliers to the West, no wonder the Al Quaeda are targeting the U.S in terror attacks as they hope it will cause withdrawl of the U.S soldiers (sent there in 1990 after Kuwait) from Saudi Arabia and especially Medina and Mecca and eventually complete removal of foreigners from their holy places - Again the U.S

Africa was first colonised by the Dutch and Musslemen (Arabs) the British colonized and adopted slavery late in the 1400's and you should remember that the U.S not the U.K was responsible for more slavery and oppression then any other country at that time! Ths is thanks to your cotton and tobacco plantations. The British fought and won several major victories (at the same time sustaining heavy losses) at several battles in Africa such as the Firs Matabele War, this gave us an element of control over Africa however we eventually handed over the Government to the South African people and since then Rhodesia has turned into Zimbabwe and the Tutsi and Hutu massacres have happened (not under English rule but French.)

I agree with you about the Opium Wars, however it wasn't Britain that was responsible but the British East India Company who traded opiates instead of silver with the Chinese this was a Company so anyone who had stock in it (including some Americans)is equally guilty

Finally India, we like the Roman Empire, gave the Indian nation certain aspects of our civilisation that still exist today e.g sanitation, roads and railways. The railways are the most important as these enabled India to trade with the countries surrounding and thus increase their overall prosperity as a nation and remove the overall wealth from the select minority Maharaja's

So my point is before you state *beep* about a country you have probably never been too and judging by your intelligence, will probably never afford enough to go to, i laugh at American stereotypes (fat idiots) and thank God that i wasn't born in a country who's very existence came about through the country i am mocking colonising it!

Thank you

"T2Kicks1987, I don't joke, and are you making fun of me?

Let's get a few things straight here... "


He he he, one of the funniest posts I've read on this board. You really set things 'straight' with that post.

I better set things 'straight' about a few other countries!!!!!!

Ahem, The Australians were the first men to land on the moon. They did that in 1995. When they found it was made of cheese, they collected lot of it and sold it to a small company in the US. The company in the US then made so much money selling the stuff that they named a gorge after it in England "Chedder Gorge"

Contrary to your post, the French actually invented AIDS by accident when they tried to pickle a wombat while while helping out the US to overthrow their English oppressors during the american revolution/war of independence.

Copper electrical wire is spun by frogs, much like webs are spun by spiders. But it took the genius of a Romainian called Borat to actually find a use for copper wire: Electrocuting spiders. He now owns the biggest frog farm on Pluto.

This post is astonishing. 'A country that has caused most modern problems except for AIDS'? Firstly that statement doesn't really make any sense and secondly what you are trying to say is absolutely ridiculous. The Holocaust was Britains fault? What Britain did set of a chain of events which led to millions of people being killed in the most brutally efficient manner ever seen on this earth. By the same argument you could blame almost everyone. How about Jesus? He's the one responsible for Christians hatred of Jews. I think Hitler could have been let of by blaming the holocaust on 1920s Britain and 33AD Jerusalem.
If you dig around enough you'll find all coutries have done stuff the present population is not proud of, what matters is that they can learn from their mistakes. I don't hate americans, I dislike the idea of america as a capitalist superpower that thinks it has the authority on the way the world should be run. The problem with america is not that they stole the land from the natives 250 years ago but that they pursue selfish in the present. I can't effect the abuse 100 years ago by the colonies but you can effect the current abuse of power by your government by voting against them.

hmmmm, let me see, first of all the fact that we owned the world at one point and had our colonies everywhere didnt ruin the world, in that respect was it the romans that ruined the world before that, or did they give us roads and plumbing heating etc? our colonies helped the countries that were in need of that help as whilst they were our colonies they were apart of our economy. we gave all of those countries their freedom if you will as soon as they were able to better themselves etc and were no longer war tarnished or impoverised.

the world wars were both nessecary, we were under threat and we were protecting the interests of all the countries that couldnt protect themselves, poland for example, we ha no alternative as it was clear negotiation was out of the window...we did things the right way an the way that any other decent country would have...

lets talk about YOUR country now...

firstly you try to police the world and enforce your lifestyle etc on everyone else, anyone that doesnt share your views you mock and stereotype, you scumbags even had WARS to keep slavery and you question OUR ethics...COLD WAR, CIVIL WAR, WAR ON "TERROR/OIL", VIETNAM, GULF WAR, IRAQ/AFGANISTAN, WW2 WITH JAPAN ONLY, as you only came for glory and joined in 1944, like 7 months before the end of the war....and you think you done us a favour, all your troops do is friendly fire an kill innocents all the time...cough cough hirosima, nagasaki cough cough...
there is sooooooo much negative history towards you country, you are hated by EVERY country in the world, i think that we are your only real allies.
you will also find that france have barely mobilised an army in centuries and have done nothing an refused to be apart of any conflict...

your post is *beep* beyond all belief and you share the thing that everyone hates the most that all americans seem to do...you say your OPINION as if it is fact, when in reality you clearly know *beep* all but want to appear that you do. i strongly suggest that you read more than 1 sided textbooks...read an american book filled with ommissions and lies and you will think stuff like america won vietnam...as all american media would have you believe.