1) your drinking coke through a curly straw..and you watch the tiny bubbles appear when you stop slirping
2) you think "did i have breakfast this morning? i swear i had toast..damn i could eat some toast right now..i think we have jam too..mmm gotta get choclate spread tomorrow!"
..care to finish? lol
"It's probably just a serial killer or something."
Or when you think to yourself that life is too short
shareI'm totally on board with the toast thing. I was thinking tomatoes, mayo, and cracked pepper instead of jam, but other than that we are completely on the same page.
~Empire Records, open 'til midnight, this is Mark...Midnight!~
you are on a message board reading what other people think of the movie instead of watching the movie
Which came first the virus or the anti-virus!
you continue to watch hoping for a topless scene and have given up paying attention to anything else.
share"you continue to watch hoping for a topless scene and have given up paying attention to anything else."
But then you remember it's another stupid Hollywood PG-13 movie. They'll show decapitation and various other forms of death before they ever show a bare boob.
when you realise watching miley cyrus rap on youtube is more entertaining...
shareWhen you'd rather look at your phone and pray the curse calls you so that you have something better to do than watch.
share...you feel more sympathy for the serial killer than the victims.
shareWhen you start to play a video game at the same time, with the movie minimized in the background so you're just listening to it.
Then around half way through you actually turn the movie volume down so you can hear the game better.
...this movie sucked so bad.
You nod off and while slowly coming back awake you're hoping you see the end credits.
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*I know that I am stupid but when I look around me I feel a lot better.*