needed nfld jokes


They needed nfld jokes, since alot of ppl in other parts of canada couldn't understand newfoundlanders, they should of made a new found lander talk and have subtitles that where both french and english.

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That's a pretty funny idea, actually! I could see it in the sequel-

Bouchard and Ward have to team up with a Newfie, and nobody understands a word he says.

In a vaguely related-ness, here's a little joke for ya...

A couple of Ontario fellows where in bar outside Sudbury when one confided in the other:

“You know, I once was dead but was sent back to earth.”

“Really” asked the other. ”How so?”

“Well one day me and a guy from Newfoundland and a guy from Quebec were driving through Ottawa and we were involved in a terrible wreck. We all died and were standing before St. Peter at the gates of heaven. He told us heaven was having a one day special and that for 500 bucks each he would send us back. “Done” I said and handed him the money and poof, I was standing next to the wreck unhurt.”

“Wow” said the friend. “What happened to the other two guys?”

“I don’t know” he replied. “The last thing I remember was the Newfie haggling about the price and the guy from Quebec insisting the federal government pay for it.”

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That's funny. I'm from Newfoundland, but I don't have a strong accent. Most of the people from where I live just talk really fast. It's funny.

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Oh come now. I know all Newfoundlanders sound exactly like Rick Mercer. I know what you Newfies are like with your yellow rain hats and cod fishing. I saw the shipping news, I know the deal.
SARCASM

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Well, there's also the fact that in québec, there's even more newfie jokes than blonde jokes (maybe cause the word "newfie" sounds so retarded in french?)

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Well the point of this movie was to show the contrast between Québec and Ontario. Though it would be nice to show the many different peoples of Canada, like Newfies and Acadians. I am from Sudbury...so were those 3 ppl heading west from Ottawa?

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A Newfy would of been a great add, I thought the movie was toom uch involved with Quebec and Ontario and I would of like to see some other Canadian provinces in this movie.

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LOL, they could make it like that car commercial from a few years ago, the one with the newfie sales-guy and the subtitles. That was hilarious!

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The only other province referenced other than Ontario or Quebec is New Brunswick (acknowledging they speak French there)

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