I Got Kicked Out of This Movie 15 Minutes In
I was orientation for my college (U of Michigan), and one of the nightly activities was to go see Hellboy II or Gonzo for the low price of the moths in your pocket; "How existential!" said my brain, which found itself pondering a night of strolling around town and then stopping in and view this flick, so walk is what I did. Needless to say, when my feet grazed the dusty concrete in front of the State Theater, I was in the clouds with excitement.
Upon entering, I climbed the mountain of stairs and into the old, classical theater smelling of an apple cider mill and your grandparents clothes from the 50's. After I settled in to the crimson chair, hugging me close, a man came and threw me out, demanding to see a blue ticket after he promptly declined my crisp, black and yellow student I.D. resembling a flattened bumble bee.
So long story short, I saw the beginning, loved it, and got kicked out. Now I have no way to see it since my town does not have a movie theater and the only city near me is showing The Dark Knight and Mama Mia, so basically two movies that one watches for two hours, scared out of their minds watching make up slathered freaks running around wild and causing all sorts of mischief.
Just thought I'd tell my story.
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