It BLEW.


Okay, so yeah, I'm a HUGE fan of Lovecraft and his works, but I gotta say, this movie BLEW NUTS. It was just dumb. Please, people, don't degrade yourselve.. Yes, it's cool to see that there's a faithful film adaptation of 'Call of Cthulhu', and on paper the film sounds like pure cinematic gold. But that's JUST on paper. The film itself is a mess. They claim that it's "Just like it would have been had it been made back then", but the film quality is obviously digital, the acting is OBVIOUSLY terrible, and the budget is OBVIOUSLY less than 1000 bucks. This movie served no purpose but to waste my time and money. I could have just as easily read the story and come up with better pictures in my head. I really had high hopes for this movie, I thought it would be at least DECENT, but it just wasn't. Don't feel obligated to say "I love it!!!" just because your a Lovecraft fan, cause then the HPLHS will just make MORE low quality, low budget garbage like this that sullies the good name of Howard Phillips Lovecraft. That 47 minutes felt more like TWO HOURS of my life wasted to this movie, which I'm taking back to the store first thing tomorrow after work. Wanna see a better Lovecraft movie? Watch Stuart Gordon's "Dagon". Yeah, it doesn't directly follow any lovecraft story, but it's essentially a gory, modern version of "Shadow Over Innsmouth". Or, I hear Gordon's Masters of Horror short "Dreams in the Witch House" is pretty good. I like that story, I'm curious to see how it's been interpreted by Gordon. Watch THOSE movies y'all. Don't waste your time with this Sony Digi-Cam garbage. And to the HPLHS, I admire what you were trying to do, but next time, wait until you have a goddamn budget of more than 20 bucks before you try and go make a movie, okay?

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This movie is nothing for you if you expect another splatter-movie like Dagon or Reanimator. And yes, you won't find any expensive computeranimated monsters in this.
If you would have seen some classic horror-movies (and with classic I mean movies even before Harryhausen and Wood), and some silent movies, you might be able to understand the very decent work that was done with such a low budget.

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Chello!

Exactamundo....the stop-motion Cthulhu reminds me of King Kong in the original movie, for instance. I think we as patrons are too spoiled by modern "slick" presentations and the like.

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It was beautiful. Just beautiful.

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Agreed.

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Well i am nto familiar with Lovercraft material, so i cant comment on its faithfulness, but really you cant compare it to the horror classics, its nowhere close. This movie looks.... unfinished. It had a good idea, but it didnt use it.

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My gods, you unworthy son of Fritz Lang... Do your homeworks...
Go check out "Das Cabinet des Dr. Caligaris", "Metropolis", "Dr Mabuse", "Nosferatu". All German silent classics, you know?
On the other hand, I just checked out your other reviews... Don't check those movies out, you would NOT understand... No slashing, no explosions, no talking, you'd fall asleep man!

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Hey, ya know, I did Metropolis and Nosferatu as much as the next guy, I actually have quite a fondness for Metropolis actually, but this Cthulhu movie...I dunno. I watched it a second time and it wasn't AS bad, but I just don't think it's all y'all crack it up to be.

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You cant seriously compare this movie to Nosferatu Metropolis or Cabite of r Caligaris. (for the record, i didnt like nosferatu, id very much prefer the 30s dracula. Cant comment on Mabuse as i havent seen that one. but the pont is, this movie doesnt come close tho these classics.

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I've seen all of those and this movie was still horrible.

The first flaw was going digital. The second was the cast.

Waste of 2 hours.

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

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It took you 2 hours to watch a 47 minute movie?

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You totally missed the point of the way the film was made. It is an homage to the 1920's style of movie making. This is quite close to what a contemporary filmmaker of Lovecraft's time would have made. They pull off the style quite well, and some of the shots and scenes are wonderful, especially when you consider the "no budget" aspect.

I loved this movie. I am eagerly awaiting their next film. They used incredible imagination and some great trickery to pull off a wonderful film. I'm sure their next one, "The Whisperer in the Darkness" will be even more impressive.

Great job, HPLHS! PLEASE keep making more adaptations.

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And they are.

I'm certainly looking forward to 'The Whisperer in Darkness'.

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Yes they could have gone further and made the speed of the film vary slightly as if being hand cranked with perhaps a slight flicker. I dont think it was needed it carried fine. The acting lacked some of the exaggerated overacting used in the 20's and 30's. I dont think it was needed it carried fine. Was the acting bad? No. Was the interpretation good? yes I think it worked very well and even if a large budget version is made with the best of everything acting and directing I would still buy this one too. I'm looking forward to Whisperer too.

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Instead of arguing with you because everbody got to have there own opinion of course, why don't you show us a better adaption yourself? It would please me.

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While I disagree with his post, telling him that he's not entitled to dislike something just because he can't do any better is a logical fallacy. I'm no chef, but I can still tell you when my food doesn't taste good. I'm no architect, but I can tell you when there are cracks in the walls. I'm no filmmaker, but I can still point out flaws in a movie.

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Obviously, just another dumb jerk who thinks that CGI, loud explosions, fake blood and craploads of money are the only ingredients needed to make a movie. What are you, twelve? BTW, I have watched "Dagon" (pretty good), "Dreams in the Witch House (OK), "From Beyond" (pretty good), "The Haunted Palace" (pretty good)...you know, most of the HPL-based movies. "The Call of Cthulhu" may not be the absolute best, but it is by far the most faithful. What you decry as terrible is actually the strongest point of the movie - the acting. Just because it wasn't what you expected to see doesn't give you the right to trash it in such a juvenile and idiotic manner. If you wanted to stir up a "controversy", you've done a great job. If you wanted to be taken seriously, then "piss-poor" is about the best I can say about your *ahem* thoughts.

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Hey, look, I'm a huge Lovecraft fan, the guy's one of my heroes, that's the only reason I came here to voice my opinion on what I feel was a bad movie. I didn't say it to be a troll or stir up controversy, normally I refrain from going to message boards and complaining about movies I didn't like, I just did for this one because I'm a fan and I was just kinda pissed about the film. I see what you guys are saying about the style and the limited resources available to the HPLHS, but I just didn't like the movie. Not liking something doesn't make me dumb or juvenile, it just means that I didn't like it. I respect what the HPLHS was trying to do, but I just think they could've done a better job. ...a MUCH better job.

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Budget!!!!!!! trying to make a film cost lots of money, making films that involve water x that budget by 4? add a supersize god monster without CGI [which is costly] needs a good expensive FX and camera work. On the budget they must have had I dont think you could come up with a better solution. To make a modern look version that didnt look shoddy in the FX dept would cost big money. They have already pulled the At the Mountains of Darkness project so HPL may not carry the reputation required to achieve that kind of budget. I only wish it did I'd love to see a 1930's set version of any of his stories with big money spent and good acting and not dumbed down or over splattered.

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But I don't really recall what is the lack of the movie even less if you are a big lovecraft-moviefan. Do you think all silent movies are crap too? Just asking.

I think why there have been adaptions by bigger directors, ok, John Carpenter's lovecraftinspired "The Thing" "Mouth of madness" which still is not real adaptions) is that they have much respect for making a numb out of it. HPLHS did a really good plot and experience and by the way call of cthulhu is really short which are the most of the lovecraftstories and it is really difficult if not impossible do not screw up the plot to make a big movie out of it. I hope Guillermo del Toro will make it with his "At the mountain of madness."

I read there also will be a new dunwich horror adaption.

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Fingers crossed for ATMOM

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First and foremost, Herr Teufel... Can you try splitting up your superparagraph into paragraphs next time? It's like trying to read a brick, obnoxious and stagnant, there's no reprieve from the neverending wall of text, because if you happen to look away you may misplace where you were within it and have to start over again.

I respect your right to an opinion, but at the same time, I'm going to pick it apart.

You claim to be a 'huge fan' of Lovecraft, and yet, here you are decrying the Call of Cthulhu. I wonder how much of this bias stems from the fact that it's Lovecraft's most famous of stories, and thus in your eyes "should have been the grandest of his stories." To be honest, Cthulhu was the first Mythos story I read, but it's far from my favorite.

You complain that the film quality "was digital." Well of course it was sir. A movie grade film-based camera would have run the production a LOT of money; not to mention made the editing process take far longer. "The budget is obviously less than $1,000" though was just a ludacris thing to say.

Kevin Smith's first movie, "Clerks" cost $30,000 to make. It was very much his make or break movie, because if his movie had failed-- Smith was going to end up paying it off for the rest of his live, and most likely regretting it. Let's remember that Clerks didn't possess any special effects, and used an already established convenience / video chain for their production. If the stores themselves didn't cost them any money, where did the money go? That's how movies work; things cost money to make.

So considering that this movie accurately portrayed each of the scenes from Lovecraft's works, this movie obviously cost at the very least $10,000 and may have cost close to $30,000. Aside from the movie's budget to build sets, let's also consider the movie's budget to TRAVEL to filming locations as well. Rarely is there a such thing as a $1000 movie.

You say the acting is terrible, though I wonder how you come to this conclusion. The characters were quite strong despite their inability to speak throughout the movie. I was rather impressed with how capable their acting came off, considering that it's hard to make anything silent and maintain the plot of the story without leading the audience with a LOT of text.

But alas, here comes the real problem. "I had real high hopes for the movie." This stems back to my comment on bias based on Cthulhu's popularity; because you consider Call of Cthulhu to be such a masterwork, you deem that anything and everything attached to the name be an equal masterwork that needs a budget of $200,000,000, and Peter Jackson (oh wait, he's having trouble finding work in Hollywood after that last stunt...). Independent film is about art, not about Hollywood.

Howard Phillips Lovecraft was a horrible man, if you consider his merits. He was a racist (especially a hater of jews), and his racism was to the point that he estranged his very wife, a jewish woman herself. But when we overlook these terrible virtues, he is considered an excellent pillar of history, having helped shape both the literary and popular culture worlds (and thus having helped shape society as we know it today). Remember, it takes diff'rent strokes the move the world.

"Dreams in the Witchouse" is very interestingly done. It's very much adaptive, and the 21st century (as opposed to the original) feel makes it something people can identify with easier.

And then, you decide to directly attack the HPLHS about their budget, but attack them lowering your original $1000 estimation to "$20." That's just rude and ignorant. Do you know what it costs to buy, rent, or make scaffolding? How about the clothing? Camera? Sound editing? Mixing? Mastering? Lumber?

Try looking up what it would cost to get the steel for a single scaffold. "$20" indeed.

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I don't understand Herr Teufel's review.

Well, the review itself is clear enough, I suppose, even if it's a little light on specifics; it's just that I don't understand what the reviewer was expecting.

Did the reviewer think that he was watching the product of an actual film studio? I own a copy of this film on DVD and I knew even before I ordered it that (1) it was written, produced, and directed by a small group of amateur filmmakers, and (2) it's supposed to look as if it were made in the 1920s, so of course Cthulhu isn't going to really really look like a real live alien thing thousands of feet high. Maybe if this were produced by Dean Devlin and Roland Emmerich instead of the HPLHS, the reviewer's disappointment-bordering-on-rage might be understandable.

Somebody else mentioned The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari, and for me personally, this film has that same kind of spooky charm.

As long as you're not expecting modern CGI and can tolerate stop-motion animation, and as long as you remember that you're watching what is essentially a fanfilm and not a major theatrical release, you'll probably enjoy this if you're tempted to see this at all.

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A couple of things:

The movie was great. Sorry it didn't work for you.

Secondly, please... PLEASE... learn to use this thing called a paragraph.

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