How to land a babe at show 101 (works every time!) Ladies don't read!

First of all, eat some steak or real food. Grow a pair. Don't be a puss.
Do NOT be afraid to get "in the pit".

In every "pit" there is a perimeter, which is folk like me. I AM the perimeter.
I stand six foot two, wear glasses, weigh about 270, and can push pretty hard.

Ya know what metal chicks want? Thay want to SEE the show, NOT get their face messed up.
So, Here's what you do. Establish the perimeter (easier than you think).
The girls will move in front of you. THEY WILL. Let them know that you got their back. PUSH a dude away to reinforce that *beep*

Next thing you know, they are grinding on yer junk (on purpose!)
I have done this from 1984-2009

Now go!






Son, you can't polish a turd