Worst Movie Ever Seen

I have seen many "B" movies over the years including numerous Asylum pictures, however "King of the Lost World" is by far the WORST and most ridiculous movie that I have ever seen.

This movie earns its title as "King" but not for its intended purpose as it fails to even remotely entertain or stimulate a single brain cell during its painful course.

I mean we are talking about a movie in which characters randomly and more conveniently for the Director have PHD's in nuclear engineering and microbiology, while being quite possibly the dumbest actors alive!

It gets even better when all of the "native islanders" look more and more like a bunch of greasy Italians splattered with some mud and raggy clothes. Then the part where the 2 military rescue planes unexplicably crash into each other for no particular reason just epitomizes the cinematic feces that is thrust upon the viewer.

However the grandaddy of them all is in the "Bonus Features", when they interview the "Graphics Designer" whose credits included the Matrix and a bunch of other visually impressive works. Though as the interview went on and it became more and more apparent that this guy was working out of his garage, not to mention the fact that he bought his design software off of the internet. I began to think that this guy's only relation to the movies on his resume would have had to been as a Custodial Engineer or in some irrelevant capacity.

At every turn of the interview I expected his mom to come down like the scene in "Wedding Crashers" and shout out "Meatloaf!" and him yelling back "I told you not to come in when I'm working!"....

Anyways I digress, overall this movie is hands down utter garbage and while I enjoyed making fun of it and having numerous laughs with friends, it must be made clear that this is the downfall of our society and should be shunned by all movie audiences!

May God have mercy on the Director's and Bruce Boxleitner's souls...