Am I the only person out there that actually enjoyed this movie? I didn't even think about in in a 'Creepshow' way - just a cheesy comedy. I laughed my ass off for like 95% of it.
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- The casting is below porn standards.
- The acting is below porn standards.
- The directing, writing, and dialogue are below porn standards.
- Even the makeup and special effects are below porn standards.
- Some of the camera work is good.
It looks like the entire thing was put together by a high school drama club who had seen a horror movie once. From "Alice" on, the stories made absolutely no sense, and were all just patchworks of remedial horror ideas rehashed by substandard minds who seemed to have written the entire movie within 24 hours. Actually, I'd bet three mediocre writers pulled in off the street could have written better scripts within that 24 hours.
I loved the first one, liked the second one, and can't believe people weren't literally killed for making this third one.
Actually - BURNING the cast, crew, and producers of this movie ALIVE would have been infinitely more entertaining, and worth putting on tape.
And NO, it's not so "bad" it's "good". It's just worthless. It might be good to fall asleep to - but you might wake up stupider.
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Camera work... debatable, but either way it can't save this garbage.
Seriously, as you say, it's that bad!
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I liked the movie too. I don't think it deserves 2. I gave it 8. only the first story is bad. but the other four is good.
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This was barely a movie. The stories didn't tie in with each other, heck, the scenes within the stories had tenuous connections. It had the continuity of a fever dream, and above all, there wasn't any real gore or scares. I had an easier time understanding James Joyce. Avoid.
shareThe fact that your complaint was that the usage of the "Creepshow" name, was damaging to the series. The same notion can be placed forth on a terrible website or an idiotic user with "Creepshow" in their name. Using your logic, thats just as tarnishing to the series' reputation.
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But calling it Creephosw really upsets me.I understand if they intended on making this a parody,but beign serious about this made me mad.
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W/e.There are other sucky movies that bother me,but I'm done.
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I totally agree with the OP. This movie was pretty hilarious, and it's not like Creepshow 1 and 2 were cinematic masterpieces. I would say this was only a notch below those. Though the cartoon animal violence at the beginning was uncalled for. Fartsie or whatever his name was seemed like a nice enough dog. Oh yeah, i'm kind of drunk.
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Truly, Truly, Truly Awful
Made by 2 people who should NEVER be allowed within 25 metres of a camera EVER again
I mean...we have laws to protect us against this kind of terrorism ....right????
are you a hot angry goth chick?
"In the plus column though...she makes a hell of a cup of coffee..." - Max Shrek
That's subjective my friend lol
I feel like I'm surrounded by a bunch of dumb people. - Sophia from "Kid Nation"
technically you are correct, however, objectively i think you know where you stand...i won't think you're arrogant...lol
"In the plus column though...she makes a hell of a cup of coffee..." - Max Shrek
lol. I'm average I guess.
I feel like I'm surrounded by a bunch of dumb people. - Sophia from "Kid Nation"
But calling it Creephosw really upsets me.I understand if they intended on making this a parody,but beign serious about this made me mad.
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I liked it definitely not a creepshow movie but pretty decent apart from the alice and hot dog stories.
shareI don't understand why there's so much hate for this movie either -- seemed okay to me. Not the best flick I've ever seen, but there's a helluva lot worse kicking around, believe me.
Doesn't belong in the bottom 200. Sh!t like "House of the Dead" does, lol.
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Not the best flick you've ever seen? No *beep* House of the Dead is a bad movie, but compared to this it's a master piece.
Some movies are so bad they are good, but this is definitely not the case.
If someone actually likes this movie, I might have to say the world is a *beep* place to live in. I would seriously say that liking this movie is as bad as thinking the holocaust/genocide/whatever is fun. It's just completely impossible to like this movie and not rate it below 3 (I gave it a 1, lower if I could).
Furthermore, to end my rant, how is it even possible to making something this bad? I mean, any idiot with at least 1-2 weeks of training could do something far better. Also, I can see there's a Creepshow in pre production with one of the directors listed as producer... It's a *beep* disgrace.
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Why? Because it's so utterly awful, that's why. Octopus-8 said most of what I thought. Everything about this p.o.s. was waaaay below porn standards. No redeemable qualities to it at all: acting, music, stories, effects - all terrible. Compared to these people - Uwe Boll is a brilliant filmmaker.
If you actually liked this you are either
1 - Under 12 years of age
2 - Very very stupid
or 3 - you were drunk or high when you watched it
If you liked it because it was funny, then you better get a better sense of humour. Unintentionally funny, maybe, but the "jokes" are not funny at all.
It doesn't even deserve the one star I gave it, but I had to give it something. They really should have a 0 vote...
horrible movie.
terrible stories (who wrote them???).
The 2d story... boooooring.
don't watch it
1/10
One other thing that bothers me is that they never explain some things,like how Alice turns into a damn rabbit. And the only thing that made me laugh,was Victor's puppet demon face. It was so hilariously awful. The gore effects in Professor Dayton's Wife looked very amaturish. CK and UB (Creepy Kentuckian and Uncle Bill) were right when they said the head looked like something from a barber shop,and the limbs looked like something you could get from a costume store.
And I agreed,compared to Uwe's work, he looks like a genius.
"Music is my religion." - Jimi Hendrix
Why do people hate it? Because it's completely misleading. When you pick up a Creepshow film, you expect a good B-horror movie. Instead, we got a really piss-poor "comedy horror". I seriously feel ripped off by this film.
shareExactly.
My best friend & I grew up watching these movies. We were pretty excited to see a part 3 in the video store.
What a goddamn let down.
It's more of a comedy than a horror,and I don't get why it's under the name Creepshow,when it had no connection or anything to the first two.The effects were poorly done.The cast was poorly chosen and the script was poorly written.And I sat through the whole thing,wondering why I did watch it.If it was intended on being a comedy and a spoof,then they did their job on making it that way.But if they were really serious,then I take that statement back.
And horror comedy is fail to me anymore.
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