Oh… My God…. This film is CAPITAL SUCKY.

With all the boobies in this film, the last thing I thought I’d be is BORED. This film has the pace of a crippled snail.
And if this film isn’t slow enough… the film makers have WAY TOO MUCH slow motion camera technique in this film, which makes a slow film that much slower. This film needed a laxative.
And the music is SOOOO BAD! Like a really poor Jim Morrison rattling off crap-burger poetry in a horribly lousy endless song.

I’m amazed someone gave “Bill Zebub” (Get it? So clever…) any money to make this garbage. I’m surprised ol’ Zebub is still making movies!

Trust me,
Swan
My, you're nosey, aren't you?