Garth Marenghi: "I was approached to be the face of Ginster's Pies, which is hugely flattering of course, but I had to turn it down as the sheer number of freebies would have been a death sentence."
Perkins...the Uncanny
"Zombies, man. Creep me out..."
"Do you know how they spell leopard? L-E double P A-R-D. That's how they spell leopard, L-E double P A-R-D... benders!"
Which has me rolling every time, the nod just after is the icing on the cake.
"It's...a very specific superpower isn't it? Just bending keys and stuff."
"Then there's "Hellbent", a novel about a gay demon who has to fight for acceptance within his own diabolical community. That came out in March, in both ways. That's followed by the two sequels: "Hellbenders" and "Hellbenders 2 - The Boys are Back.""
"I admit that I wrote "Bitchstabber" when I was very young and I didn't know any women at the time. Since then I've met one or two, and they're okay."
"I have a camel, I love camels, I adore camels, I'm camel crazy"
"My wife Marie refused to take my surname, even as a middle name - on account of her surname being Blood"
"We've had no joy at all trying for a baby. Unfortunately the kind of temperature generated in an average formula 5 race, is roughly equivalent to that of a Brevell toaster, and sadly over the years the tip of my shaft has become heat sealed...........a bit like the corners of a toasted sandwich"
"I"m beginning to doubt the existence of the toilet, quite frankly. I've been trying to use it all f'ing night!"
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