Fake Reviews
I'm so sick of people that worked on a film creating fake accounts, voting up their horrible movies, and leaving glowing reviews of their steaming piles of cellulose.
The two positive reviews for this movie were written by accounts that have no other reviews and were created within two days of each other. They also know WAY too much about the movie and make an emotional pleading as to why we should like the movie instead of just saying it's a good film.
I don't care if the movie was made by handicapped little people with cataracts and clubbed feet. If it's not good it's not good, period.