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100 Things I Have Learned From Watching The Covenant


I've seen this "game" from another board and have participated in it. I'd like to try it here. Just list some things you have found to be "interesting" in the story.

1. Guys can be witches.

2. "Water balls" make a cool fighting sequence.

3. Hot guy witches don't ride brooms; they ride convertibles such as Ford Mustang GTs.

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lol.. i loved #7.

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9. Because Ipswich guys had woken up whenever someone used the power, but they couldn't feel when Chase took Sarah from their side. xD

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3b. Hot guy witches ride cool motorcycles too!

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yeah. that too! :D

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10. Women have fun when great music is playing and they have a hot Worlock to dance with.

11. Always wear underwear under a skirt when Worlocks are around!!

"Oooh Shiny!" - Victor Creed

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12. You'll get shot at if you turn up to your caretakers house with a friend

13. Everybody will storm the dance floor when 'I Love Rock n Roll' is playing

14. Firefighters won't find it strange that your once shattered windscreen is new again in a matter of seconds

15. If there is a spider lurking in your room, it will most likely crawl into your ear

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16. to make a movie great use a line that refers to ms muffet and make it sound creepy

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18. You can’t feel spiders crawling on you while you’re sleeping.

19. When a barn burns down and there are only two people around…no one asks questions

20. When you feel someone watching you in the shower, you should go looking for them instead of getting out of there as fast as you can.

21. Becoming addicted to power is really bad for the skin.

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22. Pogue is an underwear connoisseur.

23. There are no curfews in a high school dorm.

Re vera, cara mea, mea nil refert. -GWTW

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17. When you face your nemesis, the only use of your powers you can think of is to throw power balls at him, over and over again.

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You learned your "1" from this movie? You've never heard of warlocks (male equivalent to witches)?

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24. Dorms are really creepy, with no lights on in the halls.

25. Someone dies in their car, your license is in the backseat and nobody asks why.

26. Girls always hang out in lingerie in dorm rooms.

27. Two kids are in the hospital on their death beds, and not one family member is there to be with them.

28. Bar owners always call the school when someone gets in a fight.

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29. When a kid is killed at a raucous high school party, he will thereafter be referred to only as "the dead kid". You no longer have a name.

30. It is possible to crash into a wall of glass bottles and not get a single cut. This probably works best with warlocks/witches, so it is inadvisable to try this without supernatural powers.

31. In spite of constant warnings, the bad guy who is addicted to the powers will not suffer the visible side effects, ie aging, even when he has admitted to using excessively.

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31. In spite of constant warnings, the bad guy who is addicted to the powers will not suffer the visible side effects, ie aging, even when he has admitted to using excessively.


The dude had been 18 for what, a few months? Even with his cavalier use of magic, I doubt the ageing would be obvious at that point.

"Why do you say this to me when you know I will kill you for it?"

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Then how did he find out about it? I mean, it's really impossible to say either way because we don't know how fast the aging works or how it works. Maybe he could feel himself getting older. Also, we don't know what exactly he learned from his real dad.

But seriously, I'm not going to defend the movie The Covenant anymore than I just did. I was trying to make a joke and, clearly, it failed.

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32. The Covenant is basicially the warlock's version of The Lost Boys.


"I am the ultimate badass, you do not wanna `*beep*` wit' me!" Hudson in Aliens.

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I recall one scene where he said that when he tracked down his biological father, dad explained everything to him.

"Why do you say this to me when you know I will kill you for it?"

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Also they say when you become 18 you ascend and the power becomes your life force. Easy way around that is to steal everyone elses powers by forcing them to will you their power when they ascend duh!!!!! did you even watch the movie or does your brain simply cease to function?

There are things that go bump in the night and we are the ones that bump back

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Didn't it also say in the movie that getting someone else's powers doesn't stop the aging process, as the body is what wears down, not the power. Did you even watch the movie, or does your brain simple cease to function?

Oh ya, and duh!!!!

Trying to maintain the same sense of maturity you have shown.

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33. When a windshield is shattered in your face, the countless shards of sharp glass will be nothing more than a mild inconvenience.

34. Darklings do nothing except stand there and go "Waaahhh...."

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XD the darklings made my day LOL

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ok so this is an old listing, but I just watched the movie on Netflix....

Opps don't know what number this is either but

If you hit a semi truck head on and your car flies apart and goes back together behind you...you will Not react and you will Not stop...or tell anyone!!! I mean really WFT???? It would have been nice if the driver had at least Stopped or maybe even slow down????

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36- "You remind me of my grandmother" is the worst pickup line ever.

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your obviously obsessed with the movie...

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36 Somebody has to have a mother who is alcoholic
37 If there are warlocks going to a school they are the only ones who hang out after school on campus. No other students are seen walking around campus.

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38. Caleb's dad also stars in those Six Flags commercials with the dancing old man

I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my Squishy.

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