Harp vs. Pak Attack


I haven't seen the New York season but these two were probably the strongest I've seen with their jokes. I would like to see these two go at it. I would have to say Harp is amazing with his jokes but Pak is unique with his jokes. This would be the best match up.

Favorites: Harp, Pak Attack

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Why Harp v. Pak Attack? Is the best of ATL winner? Why not Navv or other others.


Unless someone saw the best of ATL episode and no one wants to share.

What about BGB?

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Honestly Pak Attack is funny and all, but not as godly as everyone thinks he is. His gimmick is what everyone loves. Honestly if Big Kev didn't have a *beep* KO joke Pak Attack would've lost. Everything he says is a rhyme and that gets old fast. He doesn't have clever comebacks if any. He seems like a big act. If he went against someone like Da Product he wouldve been destroyed. Kareem is the better middle eastern trash talker. Harp would win for sure. And besides we haven't even seen the best of Atlanta, who knows if he wins at all.

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Pak attack is alright but his jokes are ez to understand and its nbot even that funny.. his voice spices up his jokes.

Harp has delivery, sting, quickness..

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Hey Blackred,

I hate to disagree...but I think Harp is still the best...with PA and Kareem a close second. Chuck was the other best of L.A. and got eaten alive by Harp.

I heard (or read somewhere back in Feb) that Harp edged out BGB in an East coast West coast Yo Momma benefit battle in Germany given by Wilmer...Harp's knockout joke to BGB is TOTALLY copied now by everybody.

"Yo momma is so stupid she wanted to bang Saddam Hussein cuz she heard he was hung".

Pak Attack I believe would give him a great battle though...and aside from Harp (no matter how he fares in Best of ATL) is my choice as second best trash talker in Yo Momma history. The toilet paper joke was sensational...

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If a Harp vs. Pak were to occur, you can rely on Harp to have some sharp jokes about Pak Attack's Pakistani-ness (for lack of a better term.)

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Hey Blackred! I kinda agree with u. All Haro did was his homework. His opponents jokes werent all that good so he looked a lot better than everyone else. Pak Attack ia great because normally, ppl would make sooo many jokes about his Pakastani culture. However, he beat them to it. He was the one who made the jokes about his Pakastani culture. With those 7eleven jokes, the Gas Prices, etc. He is not affected by what ppl say bout his look. He creates a hella funny comeback to it (parachute joke vs. Osa).

"ISS ME SNITCHES!!!!!!"

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Blackred/singhbrandon,

Have you guys watched any of the battles between Harp and BGB?

Harp is VERY original and witty and can get flamed by a few really good jokes w/o losing his poise and come right back and flame on someone. That is not easy to do. He doesn't get rattled...EVER! His delivery and timing is also very good. That's what I LOVED about Kareem, Bruno and Hair Jordan, my other three favorites in Yo Momma history. Of course Pak Attack is right up there in my opinion.

And Blackred, I couldn't agree with you more that Kareem should win a Yo Momma prize for largest grand larcony by Wilmer<<<he's such a schmuck.

P.S. Pak Attack replied to me on my space and said he only had 10 hours (with no sleep) to prepare for Best Of ATL...pretty shameful in my opinion that the other two had two weeks. NOT fair at all. S.E.M.E. also didn't have much time...really crappy if you ask me.

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yea, Kareem shudda won. ize watchin Best of Brroklynn, and saw Glenn get owned by Kareem. Glenn recycled his jokes! WTF!! Kareem was sooo original. Kareem wudda killed Cutless!

"ISS ME SNITCHES!!!!!!"

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Harp was funny but what was annoying was after each joke he would end it with the question "Am I right?"

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