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FAKE BREASTS ARE UGLY - WAKE UP GIRLS

posted 16 years ago by shadowdancer341
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What is it with these girls and fake breasts??? I think 99 % of fake breasts look completely disgusting and are a total turn-off (I'm a guy and NO i'm not gay). What guys out there think fake breasts look good? I've felt up my fair share of fake breasts and most of them feel and look like rocks. Disgusting. Watching that episode where Adrianne is goin "these cost me 14,000 dollars, not 5 not 9 not 10 but 14000" I was like wtf you just spent 14 g's to make yourself look like a damn barbie doll. I think her boobs were perfect before the surgery. She is insane. Am I alone here guys?

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[–] ldavis-2 16 years ago

i had a friend who got fake boobies before she had a kid; they didn't increase that much. guess it depends on the woman.

adrienne is a dumb slut who doesn't want to admit that she's really gay, even though she keeps dropping hints. she even admits at one point that she's bi. maybe she and bret michaels should hook up, as he's a into dumb sluts who like to do chicks!

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[–] shadowdancer341 16 years ago

"The good thing about fake breasts is that they sit high, round and firm. No sagging."

The appealing thing to me about the shape of a breast is the teardrop-like curvature and the softness in texture. When I look at some rigid dome-shaped rock coming out at a 90 degree angle to the girl's chest, I am repulsed - it looks (and feels) completely un-natural. If sagging is the girl's problem, she should just get em lifted, not enlarged to grotesque proportions.

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[–] Jerdlimy 16 years ago

As silly as it looks to an outsider, many people would sooner die than admit that big breasts aren't the most important thing in the world. Girls who see Playboy, stripping, fame or golddigging as their life's path are required to have large high bosoms, and this sets the standard for the legions who follow them.

I can spot fakes at a glance. They look weirdest at the gym as they jerk and twitch in unnatural ways while the women work out. I have friends who have them and their rationales are always as follows: "I lost a lot of weight and my boobs shrank!" "My boobs were uneven" "I needed to balance out my body and make it more proportional" and so forth. As if women are SUPPOSED to have giant breasts to be normal. When really they just want them to get an edge over the competition, so to speak.

In Adrianne's case at least she admitted not only that she got the augmentation (seriously, most models and actors who get them deny it and that's where the crime lies because it makes young girls think that's how normal, natural breasts are) and stated that all models have them so she needs them too, which was refreshing honesty.

[–] shadowdancer341 16 years ago

Point well taken - in the modeling industry a girl will earn more money for larger breasts, even if they are unnatural and disfigured ... it's just a sad fact about the world we live in. I just think it's a shame that Adrienne spent 14,000 dollars to ruin a perfect pair of boobies.

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[–] slugnutty 16 years ago

Funny how she said, "They feel all silicony" without a trace of irony.

What's weird to me is how NONE of the current trends in body mutilation -- botex, facelifts, earthworm lips, plastic boobs, (etc.) do anything to improve one's physical appearance in my humble opinion.

I'd rather people just grow old naturally, wrinkles and all, than turn themselves into something frightening like Michael Jackson, Carrot Top, the Housewives of Orange County, et al.

[–] ellarose77 16 years ago

I agree. If they'd only emulate real breasts more (specifically the shape), then it wouldn't be so bad. I'm a woman who is naturally well endowed, so it isn't jealously speaking here. It just looks freak-showish when you have theses things on your chest that don't look like any body part God ever made.

[–] Strings101 15 years ago

Bolt-on grapefruit-halves is what I call 'em. ;')