Are you fangoria idiots incapable of reviewing a movie????

How anyone could rate this as more than 2 stars AT BEST (and only from the film makers mothers) leaves me with my mouth down at my chest. I have wasted too much money renting films that are pretty well rated, but 7 minutes into it, I am searching for a pair of knitting needles to Oedipus my way out of the pain and humiliation. I'd do better reading Oprah book club recommendations. God I hate you all.