Review by Khalid Mohammed


Ram Gopal Varma ki Aag
Cast: Amitabh Bachchan, Mohanlal, Prashant Raj, Ajay Devgan, Nisha Kothari
Direction: Ram Gopal Varma
Rating: 1/2 *

And so dear ladies and gentlemen, this Lifetime’s Worst Ever Movie Award goes to Ram Gopal Varma ki Aag, widely reported to be a remake of Sholay Jo Bhadke. The jury was unanimous in awarding it all its topis.. trophies.. whatever.

So imagine, it is my privilege to call upon G P, Sasha, Ramesh and Kiran Sippy to hand over the topi to the producer-director who has literally opened up a can of Varmas. The Worst Film topi has been bagged hands and legs down by RGV who has made a mockery of a classic. May we request all the Misters Sippy to refrain from violence please?

Varma receives his topi and states, “In my very original film, the drunken scene, the propose-to-the-mother-in-law comedy business, heroes called Heero and Zeero, a widow and a chatterbox chulbulli are merely coincidental. I pay tributes to Coppolaji also. If Heero and all have irritated you, I promise to irritate you much more next time. Thanks.”

Wait, do say something about your Worst Director Award. Varma reads from a dialogue chit, “Direction – what, where, when? I was just making ten other movies at the same time. Thanks.”

Huh? And the Worst Actor as well as the Worst Actor in a Negative Role Awards (so much confusion nowadays) goes out to Amitabh Bachchan for the hammiest, over-the-top, yucky delineation of Babban Gabban Singh. May I request my ENT specialist to hand over the topi? Doctor could you please inspect Mr Bachchan’s nose before you hand over the award?

ENT specialist does. The Worst Actor and Negative Role winner laughs, “Ha ha! That was just a Himesh Reshammiya touch. If I dug into my nostrils, it’s because I’m a director’s actor. He also told me to flick my tongue around when a rape scene was in progress. He told me to yell, sit as if all my limbs were in a kathak pose and behave like Jack Nicholson meets Johnny Lever. He also made me wear a potato gunny sack.. very hot it was.. prevented me from a haircut for 100 days.. and painted this little worm on my nose. I dedicate both these topis to him and Kaizaad Gustaad who got me going downhill with Boom.. or was it Jhoom Jhoom?”

Clap clap. The Worst Actress Award have been jointly grabbed by Sushmita Sen who wore hundred kilos of make-up for a suffering, widow’s look.. and to Nasha Kothari for wearing denim fig leaves for skirts. May they please hand over the Worst Awards to each other? Oh, only Miss Sen is here. Wonderful!


This review is more entertaining than the film itself...hahahaha

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http://www.indiafm.com/movies/review/12653/index.html Review by Taran Adarsh



"August 31, 2007 - 02:00 IST

Let's get one thing straight! To remake a film that not only set box-office records and is referred to as a classic, but also one that by far has the biggest recall value, is playing with aag. Ramgopal Varma, the maverick film-maker, has the courage to remake SHOLAY, a film that continues to be one of the favorite entertainers across the globe.

Comparisons with SHOLAY are obvious and one presumes, RGV knew it all along that's he's bound to feel the heat by those who swear by SHOLAY. To give the credit where it's due, RGV remains faithful to the classic, not once does he deviate from the plot, not once does he twists facts… you know exactly what to expect and where the story is heading.

Jai, Veeru, Thakur, Basanti and above all Gabbar are characters that attained cult status over the years, especially Gabbar. RAMGOPAL VARMA KI AAG does justice to those characters, especially Gabbar, who wore a sinister look on his face all the while. Terror has a new name now. It's Babban!

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Shortcomings? Oh yes! The romantic track, involving Ajay - Nisha Kothari, is a yawn. To be more specific, the by-now-famous 'suicide' sequence doesn't work. Prior to that, Prashant and Sushmita's meeting with Nisha's parents to seek her hand in marriage for Ajay also falls flat. Besides, this is not for the faint-hearted who detest violent films. RAMGOPAL VARMA KI AAG is sure to give them hiccups.

To cut a long story short, the comparisons with SHOLAY will tell on RAMGOPAL VARMA KI AAG.

In the dark underbelly of Mumbai city, a nihilistic new leader has risen to rule the fetid underworld. His name is Babban [Amitabh Bachchan]. Cruel beyond imagination, psychotically violent and far more devious than any gangster the city has ever known.

Nobody has ever seen him and if they did, they didn't survive to tell the tale. But one man believed in his existence. And that is Inspector Narsimha [Mohanlal], who has a single-minded determination to finish Babban.

RAMGOPAL VARMA KI AAG is SHOLAY, yet different. Sure, the story is the same, but the setting and interpretation of the story are different, very contemporary. As a storyteller, the RGV stamp is visible in a couple of sequences. Note Bachchan's spine-chilling introduction. Nisha's introductory sequence also makes you break into a chuckle. The Sachin episode that gives birth to a bitter enmity is tremendous. The sequence outside the courtroom [Bachchan - Mohanlal face off] is remarkable. Bachchan avenging his brother's death by eliminating Mohanlal's family is terrifying…

After a riveting first half, the pace suddenly slackens in the post-interval portions. Courtesy: The prem kahani. These scenes are far from exciting and only add to the length of the film. In fact, the second hour should be judiciously trimmed by at least 20/25 minutes so that the events unfold at a feverish pace.

There aren't many songs in the narrative. The song that deserves 10 on 10 is 'Mehbooba'. The track is foot-tapping and Urmila's presence sets the screen ablaze. Abhishek Bachchan's appearance in the number will be greeted with surprise and of course, whistles. The Holi track is interesting as well, more for the picturization, not as much for the tune.

Amit Roy's cinematography is outstanding. Note the scene when Bachchan plays with an apple and simply watch the movement of the camera. Awesome! Dialogues [Sajid-Farhad] are in sync with the mood of the film. Besides, the writers haven't lifted any of those legendary lines ['Kine aadmi thhe?', 'Soja, warna Gabbar aa jaayega', 'Yeh haath mujhe de-de Thakur'], but provide interesting alternatives. Action scenes [Pradhyumna] cater more to the desi audiences. Do not expect the MATRIX stunts here!

Bachchan as Babban is exemplary. The veteran has portrayed a variety of roles in his illustrious career: Vijay in ZANJEER, Vijay in DEEWAAR, Jai in SHOLAY, Anthony Gonsalves in AMAR AKBAR ANTHONY, Don/Vijay in DON, Vijay in TRISHUL, Sikandar in MUQADDAR KA SIKANDAR, Vijay Dinanath Chavan in AGNEEPATH, Baadshah Khan in KHUDA GAWAH, DCP Anant in KHAKEE, Debraj Sahai in BLACK, Sarkar in SARKAR and Eklavya in EKLAVYA. Now add Babban to this enviable list!

Mohanlal is topnotch. He matches up to Bachchan in every sequence. Ajay Devgan is competent and balances the mischievous streak with the serious one with ease. Newcomer Prashant Raj does very well. He stands up to the veterans and looks confident all through. Sushmita Sen is restrained. Her performance is perfect. Nisha Kothari does well in her introductory sequence and maintains the pace all through. Sushant Singh is first-rate. Rajpal Yadav irritates. Virendra Saxena is okay. Rasika Joshi makes her presence felt. Sanjay Narvekar, Jeeva, Raju Mavani, Ravi Kale, J.D. Chekravarthy and Suchitra Krishnamoorthi are adequate.

On the whole, RAMGOPAL VARMA KI AAG has a strong first half, but a lengthy and violent second half plays a spoilsport. At the box-office, the film will find the going tough in the wake of its comparisons with the mighty SHOLAY. Its dull opening coupled with uninspiring publicity [the posters/billboards give an impression of an outdated film] will make a dent in its prospects."

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Reviews
Average Average
MTV India
2.0 "...a half-baked attempt at recreating the magic of Bollywood's most popular film"
Bollyvista
2.0 "...When old classic songs are remixed, more often than not, the new version lacks the essence of the original. Much in a similar fashion, this remix version of 'Sholay' misses that mark"
IndiaFM
2.0 "...has a strong first half, but a lengthy and violent second half plays a spoilsport"
Movie Talkies
2.0 "...the original elements of Aag are what work the most, and everything that has been aped from Sholay is what falls flat, making the flaws glaring"
Deccan Herald
2.0 "...a pointless remake that serves up camp in an unapologetic binge"
Filmfare
2.0 "...is brilliantly shot but in the process of adapting and adjusting the original, the sequences turn out to be very bland and the modifications fall on your face"
RadioSargam
2.0 "...Varma’s tribute succumbs to disastrous screenplay and editing"
Poor Poor
Without Giving The Movie Away
1.5 "...None of the characters are fleshed out. All come across as superficial and their motivations unclear"
Indya.com
1.5 "...There is basically no original script as the whole plot has been directly lifted from the 1975 Ramesh Sippy classic with the only changes being the places and the names. And sadly that is just not good enough"
Business Of Cinema
1.0 "...A yawny first half and an OK-in-parts second half is what this film offers"
Music 'N Movies
1.0 "...RGV falters big time and as usual its us who lose of time and money"
Now Running 2
1.0 "...There's no smoke, no fire in this Aag. Only ashes- from under which I really hope Ram Gopal Varma rises again, like the proverbial phoenix"
Mumbai Mirror
1.0 "...this card-boarded mawkishness appears at best closer to Varma's Shiva than Sippy's Sholay"
ApunKaChoice
1.0 "...a letdown. The movie only reminds you how great and matchless the real ‘Sholay’ was and is"
Now Running
1.0 "...disappoints in every department. Entertainment-wise too it has nothing much to offer"
MeriNews
1.0 "...The movie of the millennium is reduced to a mockery"
DNA India
1.0 "...undoubtedly one of the worst gangster movies made in the country including those that figure in the B-grade and C-grade classification"
Times Now
1.0 "...a silly joke. The only problem is that you don't feel too much like laughing. Because you are too busy fighting off extreme boredom"
IndiCine
1.0 "...a below average product that desevers to be rejected by the audience"
Rediff
1.0 "...It's the director's most depressingly disappointing work"
Rediff 2
1.0 "...A boring homage to Sholay"
Jam
1.0 "...This Aag is sure to leave Ramu’s Factory incinerated"
Bomb Bomb
Hindustan Times
0.5 "...this Lifetime’s Worst Ever Movie Award goes to Ram Gopal Varma ki Aag"
IBN Live
0.0 "...Not only does Ramgopal Varma Ki Aag fail as a remake of Sholay, it's a pretty bad effort even as a stand-alone film"


http://www.allbollywood.com/v2/bd/stc/mov/r/715.shtml


the best review till now gives it only 2 star rating..

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How disappointing.

Thanks.

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you sir are the worst movie critic i ve ever come across....all ur reviews have been bad to date and thank God i never take them seriously else i will end up wasting a ton of money on all the stupid and horrible movies u give a good rating to...be a man and call a bad movie a bad movie..the only reason i can see that u write good things abt a bad movie is that the director is probably payin u off..i mean only and idiot( and a top notch idiot like u) wd not like chak de and wd say RGV ki aag is a strong movie...get a life moron and start writing something sensible

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The author of the review was Taran Ardesh, as stated in the first line of my post. That is why the review is in quotation marks. It is from IndiaFM, as stated in my subject line.

I am not the author of the review.

Something else I am not: insulting without provocation.

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sorry buddy...i am not insulting u...my post was directed against taran adarsh...i have seen his insane reviews and just cdnt hold myself back this time...sorry for the misunderstanding again...

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Apology accepted with relief.



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Namaste

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ram gopal verma is a idiot and a plum for makeing the film .....instead of shooting a new film ....he should shoot him self ....BELL END

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Thats not a review of the film at all - you're just flaming the cast and director Mr HAM Head !!!

PS Your english is TERRIBLE - get some lessons in literature - I would say more but this post would probably be banned

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so is it not easy to see that emotions run high while trying to 'review' the movie??/.... and what movie?... simple put - its a ham of a good story... and believe me, i did not get out of the hall angry, but laughing...
and the review by khalid is priceless! LOL!

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add babban to the list of the greatest amitabh acting EVER??

WTF is he high on ??

taran adarsh is a sell out



Why...So..Serious? Let's put a smile on that face of yours!

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