Quotes


Anyone have any favorite quotes from this comedy special?

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"Believing that the earth is 5000 years old and was made in 6 days...thats not really a moral or a value, its just stupid...what they are talking about are rituals, superstitions, traditions, personality cults"

"One of the commandments is 'dont worship statues', so they made a statue of the 10 commandments and them worshipped it wow!! That's super stupid"

"I dont know why people get all worked up on gay weddings, or whether janet jackson's tit fell out of her bra for one second I mean...and petula clark kissed a negro did you hear?? What country is this? What year are we in? Janet Jackson's 'milkshake' was on tv for one second and america was permanently traumatized??I tell you when that *beep* was going down I was like 'I'm swiss'" LMAO!!

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"Have you ever been on the ocean lately. It's virtually an ocean out there". LOL

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