Favorite Wildstyle crack(s)
Some would argue that Wildstyle is the best part of the show and we all have our favorite punchlines from it.
Mine:
Affion Crockett to one of the Ying Yang Twins: Yeah look at your outfit, couldn't you match it? It looks like you got your ass beat by an Easter basket.
Mikey Day to Nick: You're our boss, you'e a talented kid. I saw Love Don't Cost A Thing, too bad nobody else did.
Deray Davis to Mikey: Don't be comin' at Nick! You ain't no banger! What's the name of these pants? They tight. Oh, they Stranglers!
Spanky Hayes: When you rap on the mike, you dont state no facts. Why dont you be like your hair and just relax.
Katt Williams: Now you had a joke but I got riches. You just mad cause my hair look better than your bitches.
Katt to Kanye West: I'ma tell you somethin', me without my perm is an example. But what you need to do, is try to do a song without a sample.
Affion to Rob Hoffman: I got this job cause I had a good audition. You got yours in doggy-style position.
From the second season so far:
Deray to Lil Jon: You can stand there, tryin' to look hard an' make them faces. That ain't platinum in your mouth, them expensive braces.
Affion to Deray: I heard you had a sex tape on the Internet, but it's the same kinda sex that n*ggas in prison get.
Rob to Katt: You're kinda dope, but I think you're wack. You're the only pimp whose hos hit back.
Rev Run: Hey Nick, it's me and you,
We're supposed to be leaders
But why are you rockin MY ADDIDAS!
Katt: Now if you don't like my hair then I can wear a hat
But you broke and you fat there ain't no hat for that
Nick (to Charlie Murphy): I'ma rap circles around y'all until y'all dizzy/Only reason I asked you on the show cause Eddie was busy.
Corey to Spanky: Talk about me, homeboy? You better check it/ I almost threw up on stage when yo ass got nekkid