I saw it at blockbuster, and long and behold wal-mart even had it. I was going to rent it first to see if it was a rip off of blade (the cover kinda gave that one away). But with all the endless negative reviews posted on here, maybe I'll keep my distance. Thanks guys, you just saved me $5.00
shareIf you get a chance to see it for free somehow, it's an experience you can't miss.
I have a Blockbuster membership where I can rent all I want a month for one price, so during a new release bad streak I decided to check this one out.
In a way I'm glad I did--I no longer fear bad movies anymore, for I have seen......VAMPIRE ASSASSIN :)
Just don't buy it unless you collect "campy" stuff or want others to share in the laughter of how badly this movie was made. Otherwise you'll end up with a $5 coaster.
On a side note, you're right, it is a fairly impressive DVD cover. The guy on that cover is NOT the star. In fact he's not in the film! They just took some guy and made him up to look like a half-a** Blade.
OH SEE IT! I'm spreading the word around the internet about it being the worst movie I've ever seen. Many horror movies aren't that good either, lots of them in the 80's but you can blame that on them being old and not having aged well but this is from frickin' 2004! More people oughta see it, it's unbelievable.
| ''But where's the ambiguity?... It's over there, in a box!'' |
Blockbuster should have people arrested for trying to rent this garbage.
Normally I hate it when people say 'worst film ever' because there's always worse.
But this one was the limit. Vampire Assassin really IS the worst ever.
My question is: How can Ron live with himself after watching this ... thing?
He was great in some older action films but..... YUCK!!!!!!!!
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