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Epic and powerful, the most see movie of the year!

posted 19 years ago by swordoftheshogun
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Just kidding, how the HELL did a movie like this get made? I mean WHAT THE *beep* This has got to be a joke right?

I can't believe they attempted to make a blade clone with a 10 dollar budget .The ENTIRE MOVIE WAS FILMED IN A *beep* WAREHOUSE FOR *beep* SAKE!! They probably used the directors home for the additional scenes.

This has got to be the worst movie ever made, it's so bad, so corny it doesn't even fit into the "so bad it's funny" catergory. It's a terrible terrible movie and the director and all the actors should be curb stomped until they are fit to re-enter society, and never dive into acting again.

This gets a HUGE F grade from me and if anyone truly likes this you are completely full of *beep* there is no possible way you like a movie where a vampire gets shot 40 times, THEN uses his cape to avoid the remaining shots being fired at him.

[–] jessica_h706 18 years ago

I agree completely. I dont understand why ALL of the fighting had to take place in a warehouse. I mean even when they were in the police station and they realized that the one guy was a vampire, the next shot where they start to fight is in a warehouse!! When did they get there?? And why did electricity come out when they killed a vampire?? The whole movie was a waste of time that could be better spent doing ANYTHING else.

[–] NotMoreMovies 18 years ago

Electricity came out 'cause when you slay one you get their power and experience, it's called "quickening."

There can be only....wait a sec...

Wrong show, my bad :)

Seriously though, you're right...stake a vampire and lightning shoots out? What the hell possessed him to make that happen? It would have been better if they just "died."

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[–] Syava 17 years ago

Wait, of all the bad terrible things you could critisize or point out about this movie, you go with the lightning comming out of the vampires?

I like my coffee the same way I like my women...........strong......black......and proud.

[–] scottathan 13 years ago

i like my coffee like i like my women- ground up and in the freezer.

[–] Youcanmakeabettermovie 17 years ago

I think the lightning replaced the usual 'blood shooting out' when a vampire is killed with a stake (so this movie could get a PG-13). The crew probably didn't have enough money left in the budget for ketchup after buying the plastic vampire teeth at their local 7-11 anyway...

NoMatterHowMuchYouThinkYouLoveSomebody,You'llStepBackWhenThePoolOfTheirBloodEdgesUpTooClose.

[–] jed-estes 17 years ago

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How much screen time does Rudy Ray Moore have on this film please reply if you know.

[–] Youcanmakeabettermovie 17 years ago

He's in two brief scenes (at the beginning and end of the movie). I think he's supposed to be the main character's father or something.

NoMatterHowMuchYouThinkYouLoveSomebody,You'llStepBackWhenThePoolOfTheirBloodEdgesUpTooClose.

[–] jed-estes 17 years ago

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Thank you

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