I saw a comment in another thread that someone only lasted 10 minutes. I lasted a whopping 14, but only because I was multi-tasking at the time.
shareI saw it two times actually, it's so painfully funny!
NNOOOO!
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Lord help me I watched the whole thing. The only real reason being I paid for the rental. I was going to watch it. Vampire Assassin is now my measuring stick for movie badness. If someone tells me they just saw 'the worst movie ever' all I can think now is 'can't be worse than Vampire Assassin;.
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Agree, it makes you want to enjoy the acting and storyline in pornos!
I'll never get over that movie, never! It's so bad it's almost moving!
| ''But where's the ambiguity?... It's over there, in a box!'' |
someone in my film class actually brought it in, and never seen it himself. the class and myself included, watched most of it, but opted not to finish it. he actually liked it and didn't know how bad it was. he actually asked us if it would be considered a bad worse than b movie. and he was serious. his short films will probably be inspired by it.
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Whoever that is must never be allowed near a video camera again or we'll have another Uwe Boll on our hands
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My family and I have watched the movie every years since 2006 on Halloween it's the funniest (not meant to be funny movie) every made
Question everything.
Oh yes! My favorite scene was in a wherehouse where...what I think is a cop says "What do we do?" and another cop says "I don't know, just shoot!"
I always add the joke..."That wasn't in the script, that was the actors just being honest!"
Oh, I've sat through this sucker (no pun intended) a couple different times. It's truly one of the most hilariously enjoyable bad movies ever. I was working in a video store when Lions Gate released this. I remember seeing it on the shelf and thinking, "Hey, a cheap-o BLADE knock-off. Should be fun." Boy oh boy, was it indeed fun -- for all the wrong reasons. My favorite part still being the dude on the front of the DVD cover is BLATANTLY not the star. Not even a slight resemblance.
Surprised this movie hasn't gathered a cult following. It's a damn fun Saturday night pizza and beer movie.