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Oh My God

posted 16 years ago by Jonesgrl5
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Tonight I went to Blockbuster and was in the mood for a horror movie, my sister found "Green River Killer" and we thought it would be great. Oh. My. God. It was terrible! We didn't even make it through the whole thing and what we did watch we laughed at uncontrollably. "I have to take a *beep* first." "Want to wipe my ass?" Being from the Portland, Oregon area we thought this movie would be extra creepy... nope.

My God... the FBI Files had a better 10 minute segment than this. I remember getting ready for school the day they caught him finally.

As I told my brother-in-law, the case is better than the actual movie!

Love always,
Livi

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[–] warr10r 16 years ago

Yeah, the DVD cover fooled me too. I later noticed the tag of "from the director of The Boogeyman" i always thought it was referring to the most recent boogeyman (which in itself was sub-par but would easily dwarf anything ulli lommel's ever done) but later discovered that it was the 1980s Boogeyman... i've never seen it.. and don't plan on ever seeing it. if ulli lommel never makes a movie again, i think that'd be the best move of his career thus far. here's a trailer to "Killer Nurse" by Ulli Lommel http://youtube.com/watch?v=MoGgDZ0oCWY it looks even worse than this pile of crap.

[–] Mystress_of_Shadows 14 years ago

I was born and still live in Washington. Hell my best friend who took my on a creepy date by the river scared me MUCH more than this movie - and he didn't even scare me!
the ONLY reason i didn't turn this damn thing off was i had it on while cleaning the living room for background noise.
The cinematography was HORRIBLE the actors may as well have been from the street and the story was crap. I think the writer needs to do research before making crap like this.

If there was a rating lower than 1 i would do it.

Always Tease Never Please.

[–] RickRMortiz 14 years ago

Obviously Grindhouse crap films still live. Just saw this last night.. and for those who have ever seen the photos of the police finding the original "River Bodies" they were not by the Green Creek. They were in Kent and Tukwilla, near gold courses and warehouses off a main road. It's 12 ft deep in the center and 4 yards across..

Pure garbage film.
I hope someday someone will do some research beyond looking at one news report and a confession video and do this story right.