pepperoni slices


seeing this woman nude made me wanna puke. her gross pepperoni slice nipples and manly shoulders turned my dick into a mushroom. shes a good actress though. she should keep her clothes on.

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Yes Sir, can i have your address and I will send your order over. I'll throw in some Slim Jim Beef Jerky to top your pepperoni slices with...

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well I guess you only date airbrushed models, good luck to you sir!

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Don't all human penises resemble mushrooms? I struggle to picture what yours normally looks like. I'm guessing a horse isn't the case for you.

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