Within the Woods

Within the Woods(2005) is a cheesy, low budget movie, but it's nowhere as bad as Monster A Go Go, Wavelength, or Italian Batman. Stephanie Mathis and her bouncy, ungodly large breasts are one redeeming value. Adam Van Conant could play a Bizarro version of The Angry Video Game Nerd in a movie and he is one of the better actors in Within the Woods. I wonder if the Cinema Snob will ever review the Camp Blood movies?

Please, Miss Mathis, if you read this: act in more movies and have photographers take photos of you. We must preserve every tasty, photogenic, sensual frame of you for the next 2,000 years!