Why is this so bad?!


Okay, I mean this in the most loving of ways, but this is a terrible movie. It's hard to express this harmlessly, I'm not bashing the movie, I swear, it just seems like it. I should be laughing but its hard to express that through text.

This movie is terrible, the Asian guy is super cynical, I thought I was cynical (I'm Asian too), but not like this... why is there nudity?! It is filmed like a kids movie but it has adult themes. It floats in between terribly unlistenable writing to pretty decent writing. Okay man its terrible, the movie is like a sinusoidal function (terrible math joke for the other Asians here).

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Obviously you don't understand the film at all, since you think "it is filmed like a kids movie."

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Cinematography idiot, it has bright colours, features a minor in the movie playing a light hearted character and rarely shows any sense of depth. Vibrant colours, standard camera angles used in Disney type films. A bit too much saturation, really annoying bouncy soundtrack, its as if the tone of the cinematography didn't match the tone of the story.

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I agree with maxloh-1.

You're over thinking minor details that the movie isn't even supposed to cover.

Just admit it, you don't like the movie because you have your own beliefs of what a movie should be.

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Yes, I had expectations for what THIS movie should be. Actually, no I didn't really, I just kinda came by it by accident, either way, I'm not saying this movie is terrible. It was decent and almost enjoyable, it would have been a lot better if the movie had a sense of direction, and most importantly a sense of identity. Ironic how that was one of the major themes in the movie.

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"Okay man its terrible, the movie is like a sinusoidal function (terrible math joke for the other Asians here)."

WTF is that? Why is the math joke only for other Asians? Way to go and perpetuate useless stereotypes moron.

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Wow, lighten up, its a joke. Way too many stuck up people here.

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It had much better cinematography than most film. The cinematographer of J Edgar should have seen this film.

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yeah that guy was a little too uptight,
i got what you mean, he gets all the girls and he's healla cynical.
but your comment on the "kids" movie, well it is an independent film.
low budget, you gotta do what you gotta do.

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I absolutely agree with metallicdragon.
It is a terrible movie.It is poorly directed, badly acted and has the most inconvincing storyline.
I was shocked to see this movie had received an above 7 rating.

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I think the reason why the film's getting such a high rating is just for the premise alone.

Also, I have to imagine a lotta Asian guys probably are skewing the polls by giving this film 9s and 10s because it features Ken Leung in an interracial relationship with America's Sweetheart Hayden Panettiere.

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@smakdaddy
I think you have a point there mate.
There is no other possible explaination for this movie crossing the 7 mark.
I actually gave it a 2.

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I actually saw the film and thought it was quite decent, though definitely not the film that will become the "great Asian American masterpiece." My original point is still stands that I think a lot of East Asian guys gave this film a high rating solely because it fulfills their fantasy of seeing an Asian guy with one of the hottest white girls period, Hayden Pannettiere (who also happens to be one of Hollywood's more talented starlets).

It may be groundbreaking in terms of premise (an Asian American man in a romantic leading man role), but the film itself definitely seemed contrived.

Couple of things I did like: Ken Leung was great as an everyman. It's great to see an Asian American male in an "ordinary joe" role, and not your stereotypical martial artist of math nerd. He's someone the average guy can identify with: he's basically a nice person, but he's been struggling and floundering through life without any clear sense of focus. Enter Hayden Pannitiere, the one soul who might help give Ken some inspiration.

The pair had good chemistry and I liked the way they bounce off each other, especially during the humorous moments.

The scenes where Ken travels to China are not very good. They seem very forced and the Chinese accents were not very convincing.

I actually think that if they focused more on Hayden and Ken, and less on the subplot of Ken going to China to rediscover his roots, the film itself could work as a screwball romantic comedy with an interracial romance twist.

For now though, it's a freshman effort from David Ren so I would definitely give him some slack and hope that this film will be a valuable learning experience for him. I trust it will.

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I guess it has to start somewhere.

Oh NO! Asian guy hooking up with the hot white girl! Aren't there any generic whiteguy actors out there to break this up? And then the Asian guy hooks up with the hot Asian girl! OH NO!!!! Isn't there some generic whiteguy actor out there we can plug in place???

Or maybe the story should be about a WHITE GUY in LA who finds out that his Half-Chinese Grandmother left him an apartment in Shanghai. So he decides to go, leaving behind the white girl he met in a Starbucks. In Shanghai he meets and then hooks up with the hottie Kelly Hu while also learning his (Grandmother's) heritage...


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I think the problem is not with the Asian man hooking up with a White hottie, the problem is crappy screenplay and sad direction.
This movie tries really hard to break the cliche, but loses out in all the other fronts.

"Yeah it's chaos, it's clocks, it's watermelons, it's everything. "

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What bothered me was the dialog. Too many cliches and problems making it sound realistic.

Where's your crew?
On the 3rd planet.
There IS no 3rd planet!
Don't you think I know that?

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