My Testicles No Longer Work

A group of us watched this movie and MST3K'd it, however even with the jokes, after watching this movie, I am now sterile. Also a pregnant woman in her third trimester who was with us, had her baby aborted by watching this movie. And we were all grateful for the distraction.

Can't wait to watch Vampiyaz!!! Maybe I'll just tear my own scrotum off instead and slam my testicles in a drawer.

They should make a movie called Mummyz. It could be about a bunch of mummyz who chase someone down to gangsta rap music.

I would rather shove the DVD up my ass and then $#!T out the broken shards for a week, than see this garbage again. I would rather go back in time and abort myself than see this movie again. To hell with this movie.

Thanks for reading this,
Me...


ps-Steve?