::SHAKES MY HEAD:: THIS MOVIE SUCKS
THE COVER REALLY HAD ME FOOLED. IM THINKIN THIS MOVIE WAS GONNA BE SCARY, NOT FUNNY. MY FOLKS AND I WATCHED IT ON THANKSGIVING, AND IT HAD EVERYONE OVER HERE ROLLIN ON THE FLOOR, LAUGHING. EVERYTHING ABOUT IT HAD ME LAUGHING. LIKE THE PART WHERE SHE GOT PUNCHED IN THE JAW, WTF? SINCE WHEN DID ZOMBIES START WALKIN AROUND PUNCHIN AND TYING PEOPLE UP AND WHEN DID THEY START RUNNING AROUND WITH FREAKIN MEAT CLEAVERS? IN THE FOREST, I KNOW THAT WASN'T SUPPOSE TO BE FIRE! WTF? THEN, THEY HAD THE SAME ZOMBIES THROUGHOUT THE WHOLE MOVIE. THEY USED LITTLE SMOKIES, POLIE SAUSAGES, AND KOOL-AID FOR SPECIAL AFFECTS. THEN THESE SO CALLED ZOMBIES ENDED UP WITH GUNS?! THIS MOVIE TURNED FROM A "HORROR" MOVIE TO A PORN, THEN IT TURNED INTO A GANG-RELATED MOVIE. JOSEPHINE WAS HILARIOUS AND SO WERE THE FAT CHICKS WHO WERE RUNNING AFTER HER IN THE FOREST. THIS MOVIE WAS THE CRAZIEST, "MOVIE" I HAVE EVER WATCHED.
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