Mine:
Horny the Clown: Nobody can help you, you're my girl now AND I'M HORNEY!
Born free, Live free...
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"...you already comin' out o' yo' Tommys, Bootyquake!"
Heh heh heh... actually that might be the best.
"What I wanna know is what's this got to do with Horny the Clown? I grew up with that lovable son of a bitch! It's like finding out Captain Kangaroo's got pieces of Mr. Green Jeans in his freezer!"
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"The word I'm searching for I can't say, because there are pre-school toys present"
Considering the age of the person who said that, it would have been funnier and more believable if they said
It's Like finding out Barney has pieces of the telle tubbies in his feezer.
In a world where Paris is a whore
& Britney and Lindsay are skanks.
Hilary Duff is my hero.
I like when MacKenzie makes fun of that blonde girl.."so do you guys want a ticket like ?" lmao
share"The employee of the month is about to *beep* YOU UP!!!"
"I just wrote on the wall. Take that society."
I also really liked:
"And what's all this got to do with Horny the clown? I grew up with that lovable son of a b!tch!"
Just the guy's delivery was hilarious.
"An entire generation of Cinderellas and there's no glass slipper coming..." - Almost Famous
You wanna die bitch?
Yo, what the *beep* you just say?
You want fries with that?
or
You want fries with that?
Say again..?
I said, YOU WANNA DIE FATASS?!
ha the 2 that had me laughin the most were the
"Your balls are showing" and when Fischer is talkin with Chad outside the haunted house and Chad was like "How would you like my whole foot up your A$$?" and then Fischer was like "I think the word you mean to say was D1ck" lol was so funny.
Hella Burgers, They Hella Good.
You Can't Spell Success without U.
When the clown said something like, "I'll stop when your mom gets my dick out of her mouth." or something along those lines. Best part in the movie.
PS- Did I mention this is my fave movie?
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