Come on, no 'IT'S CROCKERS, DIPSH*T!'? *SPOILERS*

First off, this movie was okay. If it's trying to be a proper movie it sucks, but if it's just a cheesy horror movie that knows it is, it's pretty awesome. Really liked Morgan Spurlock's cameo too, that's how I heard of this.

But I was surprised that Detective Crockers never got a
'Time to die, Crackers.'
'IT'S CROCKERS! *shoots clown*'
moment. I was sure he would. I mean, through the last five or ten minutes, from when he entered the house, I was convinced it would happen, so much so that I didn't even care what was happening to the rest of em. And when he pulled up at the fast food place and the clown was there, I just knew it was coming... but it didn't? Man, I'm disappointed. For a movie that seemed to love those one-liner moments, it was a damn obvious one. Seemed like they were setting it up too, with everyone and their mums calling him 'Crackers' and getting corrected.

One last thing, what was with Dan from Gossip Girl blacking up?
Oh, and I assume they were setting up for a sequel. So I'm gonna go check out if they made one. Like the Leprechaun series this has the potential to start out as an awesome knows-it's-awful horror movie and soon descend into a crappy 'Jason in space' style series.

Can I have an apple?
TheHobo.