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Even Tho The Whole Show Is Funny As Hell
Mine Would Have To Be Uncle Grandpa's Quote Of " Banana nana nana "
Its Jus The Tone He Says It In That Does It.
"I have sex with dogs! What's up with that!?"
I laughed my ass off the first time I heard it.
Coiffio: 'So nice of you to join us, Model Assh*le. Where have you been all this time? Out gallivanting? Buying scarves with your boyfriend?'
Model Robot: 'His name is Terry, baby.'
"Please, sign it.....sign it.....seriously, sign it....sign it...sign it." LOL! Hilarious scene.
shareuncle grandfather: bend over.. so i may put htis around your head stalk
guy in pimp suit: my what?
uncle grandfather: umm head root, neck pole.. whatever you wanna call it..
uncle grandfather: take this.. hamburger neckrace....
guy in the pimp suit: is it some kinda magic bean?
uncle grandfather: what?
guy in the pimp suit: how does this help me?
uncle grandfather: ummm... it's a hamburger.... sooooo... you know... snacking...
or maybe
guy in pimp suit:people are getting dead!
uncle grandfather: you mean... people are getting nude?!
guy in pimp suit: nooo... dead
uncle grandfather: you mean nude?
.....
uncle grandfather: come in nude
[man comes in]
uncle grandfather: you are not a nude!!!
C:"I killed yo' son"
G:"What?"
C:"I kill him!"
G:"I don't have a son."
C:"Because I kill him!"
C:"Shut up model-douchebag I cannawt wisten and tawk at da same time!"
Ah, humor. Its so.....humorous....yeah.
......
Norman (N): DO YOU LIKE MY NEW JEANS?
Gerald (G): That innapropriate tree has followed us since the convient store, i will ask him his buisness
G:Whats your buisness?
N: WELL I USED TO WORK FRO COIFFIO, THE EVIL CONTROLLER OF CATS, BUT HE WAS CRANKY AND MEAN AND DIDN'T LIKE MY JOKES AND YELLED AT ME AND USED BAD WORDS AND REALLY HURT MY FEELING, AND I COULDN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! AND SO SAVED UP ALL MY MONEY AND BOUGHT THESE JEANS AND RAN AWAY!!
LOL, the formerly known as "the inapropriate comedy tree" is my favorite charater, definatly the ham... :p just striveing to be accepted.. like in this other quote
G: Tree, i have bad news
N: WHAT DO YOU MEAN!?
G: You see, i have to do this alone
N:WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
G: You see it's your helmet, it's enormous
N: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
G: You see, the enourmous helmets drag would be too much, and you just cant race with a helmet that enormous
N: WAHHHH!!!
G: Calm down, your just overly emotional from the drugs you took earlier
N: ITS SUPER UNCOOL HOW IM NOT ACCEPTED BY YOU ALL!!! *Jumps off the Motorcycle and runs away*
NOTE: Norman Douglas is NOT a drug Addict but Rod, The anime God accidently popped it into his mouth as he past.
Model Robot: I think were dealing with a very very very very smart person, or a very very very very stupid person.
Coiffio: So were either vewy vewy vewy much In Dangoor, or vewy vewy vewy vewy much....... safe!"
Coiffio: Pwee-pwe pwepare Pwepare Pware Pre *Weird anime thing goes away* Get Weddy! for the twee" lol....
"Can you get this vaccuum to *beep* this cake?"
"You have started... the Cat Bun Wars."
"DO YOU GUYS LIKE MY NEW JEANS."
Terry: My name is Terry.
Tree: ...............DAMMIT!
We can't forget Coiffio's lament for Model Robot! "Sweet metal butthole..." XD
Oh, and Coiffio's phone conversation with Uncle Grandfather was pretty funny, too. ^^ "Heh heh... I KILLED YOUR SON!" "What? I don't have a son." "Heh, cause I KILLED HIM!" "You are retarded." xDDD
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You have good taste...but first you must pass...the background check!!!
<dramatic music>
<cat starts typing>
"Astwonomic...astwo....astwo..... space cat!"--
Coiffio
"Why, baby?"--
Model Robot
Gerald: Hi Terry.
Terry: It's Twisty.
Norman:..... DAMMIT!
Gerald: why am i on this cloud???
"You don't understand!"
http://media.putfile.com/Wizards-of-Winter-Christmas-Lights
Not the funniest, but I believe I cracked up when I heard it.
Grandfather: Get your meat face out of my apartment, you balding baldy...bald-a-nam...bald-a-nama-ning-nang.
dammit, i wish i got on a few days ago...now no one's gonna read this! o well. I think my favorite quote is
Uncle Grandfather: "Brenda, come in here. I have news...of the utmost importance........" he throws change on the floor from his pocket "dropped some money." Then, brenda bends over and uncle grandfather says "Ba-na-na-na-na-na," then eats a banana.