Favorite Quotes

So many good ones :)

"He's rectangaly. That's how you'll know him. By his rectangularness."

"What's that, Skillet? You're in jail? Oh, you're in this jail."

"Bulletproof"

"I'm hired."

"I live on an island in Iowa. Or Wyoming." "No, you can't do that."

"We just spent $64,000 in that bar. We're going to have to get jobs, to cover up the fact that we rob banks."

"Wait, wait.. let me get this straight. You're out of beer, or you're not out of beer?"

"I'm makin' out on ya. It's what you wanted."

LOL best quotes *points up*

OZMO "its a diving corndog...it wants...mustard"
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OZMO "i could get lost in this forest of corndogs...and never go hungry"
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OZMO "wait a minute...they're playing my song 'love little p*ssy , her coat is so warm, and if i'd-' " *siren noise*
COP "you boys uh hear anything? bankrobbery? abo-ut it?"
OZMO "eeee yup"
COP "umm is that your stolen jeep outside? with all those bags of money in the backseat *chuckles* DUDE?"
OZMO "does it have bullet holes in it?"
COP "um...no?"
OZMO "then its not mine is it?"
COP "oh wait a second, those are expensive beers, you must have pretty good jobs to pay for THOSE kinds of beers"
SKILLET *chatters* COP bust out laughing with OZMO
OZMO "excuse me but, that bartender just called YOU a homo"
COP "Oooh"
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OZMO "want to hear my new record? its called F-OFF...to you"
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I thought what Id do was,Id pretend I was one of those deafmutes.Catcher in the Rye

Off the top of my head...

"...Bulletproof." Best quote, EVER.
"You don't even know where that is...That's why we picked you...Everyone else knows..."
"Do you have m-eye mon-eye..?"

I'll probably post more another time. This show is *beep* hilarious.

"See my record?...Spin it."

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The intro song "Outta my way i'm drunk as HEEEELLLL!" XD
lol you can tell i watched this too many times LOL i love the shark.

Shark: can i help you?
OZMO: can i help YOU?
Shark: what do you do?
OZMO: i do it all...
Shark: let's see
OZMO: i will, because thats something i do
Shark: do something
Shark: ...do something
OZMO: i am, i did
Shark: what did you do? OZMO: it's already done...
Shark: ...what did you do?
OZMO: i helped you
Shark: are you drunk?
OZMO: ...not drunk enough

OZMO: can i help you?
Shark: yes, you can, gotta job for ya
OZMO: okay...i'm hired
Shark: businessman comin in today...way important
OZMO: whoa...a real businessman? no-way...?
Shark: he's rectanglely, thats how you'll know him...by his...rectanglerness
OZMO: ...no way...
Shark: drive him to Cheese Industries...you don't even know where that is. thats why we picked you, cause everybody else knows.
OZMO: right now? Shark: mm humm
OZMO: oh, look what i found *pulls out some beer* aaa
Shark: okay...that works, how 'bout now?
OZMO: yes...how ABOUT now?
Shark: mmm now is good, before would have been better, but...before is over


OZMO: hey, reach around back there and get me a beer
Square: but you're driving
OZMO: WAS driving...sittin back here with you now

OZMO: Me...ouse. Meouse

I thought what Id do was,Id pretend I was one of those deafmutes.Catcher in the Rye

"passion climb
and painted smile
tropical liasons
wet and wild
mingle and chime
and ladder climb
for glamour and for gold
the jetset meets the maritime
where love is bought and sold
stones are searching deep within
where lying eyes will always win
dusk to dawn she trawls and your will is dying
dying"

Skillet Torture Dance

Mouse: ive got alot on my mind..ive got a lot on my mind and alot of gun in my hand so don't F this up.
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Eyeball: how much in the WORLD.... is it...
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Blue cop:ha heh...is that...MONEY?!! haha

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