Steve Rogers

He's got a horseshoe lodged where only a proctologist* will find it, that's for sure. He got two kicks at the superhero can. First the Human Torch in the reputedly ho-hum Fantastic Four films. Marvel then turned around and hired him for Captain America. It's lucky for Chris Evans that they didn't go, "Ehhh...he was already Johnny Storm. Pass."

I didn't think this was rubbish, though. I think I might have actually liked it more than a lot of the Marvel stuff, including First Avenger and Infinity War.

*The auto spellchecker is putting a red squiggly "this is a misspelled word" line under "proctologist". Not great, in-built dictionary. Not great.