Things I learned from Notes on a Scandal
Really beautiful people make good school teachers.
If you marry a man 20 years your senior, you're bound to have sex with a one of your students to know what you missed out on in your youth.
If you're a newcomer teaching at a school, beware of older female peers, they may become obsessed with you.
Be aware that dinner guests may be sensitive to Lasagne.
The coffee is sweet enough.
Inflation was invented, not coined.
Ronald Taylor was an exceptional man.
16-ish year old boys may or may not be innocent, depending on whom you ask.
Teaching is crowd control.
Teachers shop at Talbots.
Bringing fresh flowers to a simple lunch by a coworker invitation isn't a red flag, its normal.
Semi-professional drinkers don't keep dry sherry in stock.
Grown woman keep diaries with adornments and souvenirs.
If you are going to have an affair with a student, do not carry on in the classroom, your friend may be peeping in the window.