''What are you talking about''...
How much of that beginning schpeel do you have memorized at this point?
I can get to the "...leading polling organization..." bit and then I just make it up.
Jimmy shouldn't even have to use the teleprompter at this point, just probably to remember who the bloody hell is on his show this week.
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You're right, this is a very profound topic, and by the time we've hit half a dozen posts, we'll have all solved world hunger. Pat yourselves on the back; you've made a difference.