And the biggest pussy ever award goes to...
A man.. WOW what a pussy.. I was laughing the entire movie at just how ridiculous it all was.. If you haven't seen it this guy literally lets 10 year olds bully him for hours until they eventually get bored and kill him and his wife.. 10 year olds with clacker sticks. Yup. And that's the whole movie. We're talking a full grown man getting school yard bullied by kids. He has weapons, could have easily ran them off without them, but decides to just sit around in his house jumping at the same 'scary sound' over and over.. I mean just *beep* man up for Christ's sake you could end one of those boys with a bare hand on the throat or just grab his *beep* hair and ragdoll his head he's *beep* TEN YEARS OLD FOR *beep*'S SAKE!! OR, how about just sit in the bathroom with a kitchen knife if you're that scared but what the *beep* was this running all over the house hiding behind curtains *beep* come onnnnnn man.. I figured they were kids early on, I mean the first half is just some trick or treat *beep* that should've ended with a quick ass kicking, but even AFTER they find out it's tiny, tiny, little children *beep* with them, he STILL just scrambles around like an idiot in the dirt until they off him..
Maybe it's a cultural thing for france or something I don't know. I mean try that *beep* in Texas or near and you'll wind up with a load o buckshot in the chest, hell even here in Canada I see someone stealing *beep* in my back yard I walk straight at em with a knife like the baddest *beep* in the world with a mean ass look and they *beep* off RIGHT quick.. In my experience.. People generally don't want a fight if they can avoid it, they'd rather scoot down the street and *beep* with the next guy.
What was with the kid's super strength at the end btw, anyone notice how one of them ran by like a *beep* creature and literally ripped the husband down the sewer at like 20mph lol, and the chick at the end getting snatched up within a split second of a car passing..
One last thing: You're in a dead end passageway with a 9 year old crawling towards you with a screwdriver, do you A) Push your arms through the grates and flail them around for about 50 seconds before he catches up and does you in, or B) just pop the little *beep* in the mouth and laugh as he crumples into a ball at your feet. Yup you got it right, it was A, A is the right answer apparently..