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Funny lines

posted 16 years ago by actranet
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From the best scene with the black guy and punker girl in the morning:

"Hey, I just woke up. I got Run DMC in my bed."

"Put your Santa suit on and get out."

"It smells like Garfield just walked up in here and took a sh!t."

"This is kinda sexy. Do you keep human sh!t on the side of your bed? That's what it smells like."

"Did your cat used to be a man because it smells like man sh!t in here."

"You know what? I'm gonna tell all my boys that you got a mohawk on your pVssy. You pVssy mohawk."

[–] mattniraq3 16 years ago

I could write endless one line hilarities from this movie. One of my all time favs.

[–] DWhitney89 16 years ago

I personally think that my favorite part was when they dicussed "the angle of the dangle" haha. Hilarious movie.

[–] Beetle1 15 years ago

"You wanna use my phone? One dollar *beep*

[–] michaeldangero 15 years ago

"no I ain't got no mf'n bologna sandwich."
i love this movie, watch it with boys and girls -- it rocks.

"That's quite a humor you have." -- Peter Falk in John Cassavetes' Husbands

[–] DrSkinschic83 15 years ago

It's not really a line, but I love when the one guy puts the plastic bag over the "talker's" head, and the other guys have to tap him to get him to take it off. I find that hilarious cause I thought it was like one of those dream-like fantasies that you want to do at first, but he was actually doing it.

Oh and I like the end where the guy sticks his dick in her mouth to get her to shut up, I was wondering when that was going to happen from the moment she came onscreen.

When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace- Jimi Hendrix

[–] Beetle1 15 years ago

I love the next morning.
"My butt hurts"
"No it doesn't. Quit being a baby."

Just plain awesome.

[–] R_Burgos2000 15 years ago

The whole part with the talker saying she loves being treated like a classy lady while giving the dude head totally had me rolling hahahahahaha

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[–] RenderMeRandom 15 years ago

"Did you just ask to a do a bump off of June's titty?"
"..Yeah"
"That takes a lot of balls, man. Way to go. For real. Between you and me that chick is a complete fiend, she's always mooching, never buying any."
"Tell me about it. She left me like two lines, man. You wanna do one?"
"Yeah. Can I do it off your titty?"

[–] whitehorse88 11 years ago

saddle up boys im good (spills a drink all over the cocaine) LMAO

you might not want to look in your bathroom for awhile, and the pool....dont look in the pool.

Forgot what she said but when the girl hands the cop the poundcake LOL

SAUSAGE PARTY!!!

Here's my house...trees and stuff.. (trees and stuff LOL)

and yeah gotta love how all the girls flock to the coke cutting like a dinner bell.

Each character had at least one funny line- loved this 'documentary'

[–] bpjoyce10 11 years ago

when they're talking about their ridiculous plans for the next day, and the voiceover says it's ok because everyone knows they can't possibly happen: "we should go paintballing!"

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